Take the test - well are you?

[Norman Potting]

Are you a twat?

I'm not, but I suspect that is really something for others to judge!

More background here

Twats

 

[One Love]

I once learned how to juggle, don't know how well I could do it now. That was the only twattish thing I answered yes to.

 

[Two Professors]

After reading the second article,I think I qualify as a grumpy old twat!

 

[8ace]

I've worked in a couple of offices where people used to juggle balls - I'm pretty sure in both instances it's not the only thing they juggled.

 

[skipper734]

0 yeses: You are not a twat. Well done. Unfortunately you will never make any money and are doomed to live in a perpetual state of frustration.

 

[Braders]

4 so Borderline , although I answered number 1 yes as I have done it as a pisstake before.

 

[00snook]

borderline twat for me.

Think anybody who knows me would agree with that 100%

 

[chimneys]

Can we add to that list of questions- "do you think Ashley Barnes has been the worst Albion player in the last 2 games and the main reason for our loss of form?"

 

[Titanic]

I scored 2.

5-1 yeses: You a borderline twat, standing at the crossroads of twatdom. There is a small amount of hope for you, if you cancel your subscription to Stylish Masturbator magazine.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

I have zeros yesses for that lot, although I'm not sure about the Jams - if Tiptons is "posh" then I get 1.

 

[Triggaaar]

I once learned how to juggle, don't know how well I could do it now. That was the only twattish thing I answered yes to.

Same here. I think I should be scoring more than 1 though, perhaps the questions need tweaking.

 

[skipper734]

I have zeros yesses for that lot, although I'm not sure about the Jams - if Tiptons is "posh" then I get 1.

I thought that, but you can buy it in any supermarket. I think they meant really posh, Jam I have never even seen and wouldn't even recognize, even if I could afford to shop in places that sold it.

 

[8ace]

Q13. Do you have a blog?

 

[Tricky Dicky]

I thought that, but you can buy it in any supermarket. I think they meant really posh, Jam I have never even seen and wouldn't even recognize, even if I could afford to shop in places that sold it.

Fair enough, I score zero then. Doesn't necessarily stop me being a tw*t though.

 

[CHAPPERS]

I scored 0 obviously.

 

[Vegas Seagull]

I have zeros yesses for that lot, although I'm not sure about the Jams - if Tiptons is "posh" then I get 1.

Oh no you don't, its 'Tiptree' & as I can rattle off Frank Cooper, Bonne Maman & the best of the lot Tesco finest Bitter Orange Marmalade I claim the point

 

[Brovion]

Woo hoo! Officially not a twat!

 

[8ace]

test

 

[MattBackHome]

Scored 4. That description of how to pick people up when giving a lift is BANG ON and I'm guilty.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Oh no you don't, its 'Tiptree' & as I can rattle off Frank Cooper, Bonne Maman & the best of the lot Tesco finest Bitter Orange Marmalade I claim the point

Ah yes. See I can't even name the non-posh jams !