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mile oak

Well-known member
May 21, 2023
697
Surely equipment to take the tree down was obtained by an adult? Used to take me ages to carve anything into a tree with my pen knife!
 






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Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Oct 8, 2003
51,246
Faversham
Surely equipment to take the tree down was obtained by an adult? Used to take me ages to carve anything into a tree with my pen knife!
A Japanese hand-held draw-saw could have had the tree down in under a minute. A mate of mine has a set. They are absolutely breathtaking.
 
















Publius Ovidius

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Jul 5, 2003
46,230
at home
Capability brown used to replant huge forests in country homes, back in the 19th century….so I would have thought that we could dig up and plant another sycamore.

the perpetrators of this crime against nature ( and I am sure it was not just this 16year old) should be publicly flogged and then hung, drawn and quartered and their bits scattered around Selhurst park!
 


KZNSeagull

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Nov 26, 2007
20,012
Wolsingham, County Durham
Capability brown used to replant huge forests in country homes, back in the 19th century….so I would have thought that we could dig up and plant another sycamore.

the perpetrators of this crime against nature ( and I am sure it was not just this 16year old) should be publicly flogged and then hung, drawn and quartered and their bits scattered around Selhurst park!
This is my thought too but it is a harsh environment there and there are not many other trees in the area. Got to be worth a try though. I suspect that they would not be able to put it as close to the wall though.
 








LamieRobertson

Not awoke
Feb 3, 2008
47,075
SHOREHAM BY SEA
The sentence should fit the crime, so 300 years of replanting saplings after an apprenticeship served under @LamieRobertson to make sure he gets it right :wink:

Of course it was never a 16 year old on their own. This would take more than one complete adolescent wanker. There will be another older useless c**** :wanker:
Who owns the chainsaw
 


crodonilson

He/Him
Jan 17, 2005
13,581
Lyme Regis
I'm not sure if this is another of your bizarre attempts at humour or what.

Very strange.
Just repeating what I heard on the wireless this afternoon.
 


Flagship

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Jan 15, 2018
424
Brighton
I'd suggest people reign in the hate filled rhetoric towards this kid, at least until more details emerge. Doing something like this is probably not the behaviour of someone who is mentally well.
Really?

What a load of crap.

I'd nail his ball sack to the stump and leave him there for the crows to peck his eyes out.
 




dazzer6666

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Mar 27, 2013
52,947
Burgess Hill
I'd suggest people reign in the hate filled rhetoric towards this kid, at least until more details emerge. Doing something like this is probably not the behaviour of someone who is mentally well.
Indeed. Poor little soul might have been bullied at school, or maybe was traumatised by an episode of Scooby Doo perhaps. On the other hand, little shit probably did it for shits and giggles, to make a tiktok vid or a few quid cash in hand from someone with an agenda. :shrug:
 


Ike and Tina Burner

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Mar 22, 2019
478
Really?

What a load of crap.

I'd nail his ball sack to the stump and leave him there for the crows to peck his eyes out.
Thinking these things about someone who is a child in the eyes of the law is genuinely unhinged. Seriously
Indeed. Poor little soul might have been bullied at school, or maybe was traumatised by an episode of Scooby Doo perhaps. On the other hand, little shit probably did it for shits and giggles, to make a tiktok vid or a few quid cash in hand from someone with an agenda. :shrug:
Most 16 year olds don't cut down trees for "shits and giggles. You're just guessing at his motives and then getting angry at the worst possibilities. All I'm saying is let's wait to know before passing judgement. It'll possibly save you the rage.
 


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