Swiss radio

[Muzzman]

There was a ref who was Swiss,
Who's ability to see was a miss.
He disallowed a good goal,
That made us all howl,
And now he has all of us pissed (off).

*coat on already*

 

[Biscuit]

The beautiful Alps reach a stunning height,
Shame your refs are all f**ckin' shyte,
Every decision went their way,
So how much money would you have to pay?
To throw a game so wild and tense -
you ref must have no sodding sence!

Foul, offiside - push - freekick!
That awful ref makes me sick,
So next time he flies past our great land,
Don't expect a helping hand,
WE'LL PUT YOU IN AN OLD PEOPLES HOME
VOMIT - DROLL - AND PISS
We'll make you wish that David didn't MISS

The spot (oh lord) was made of sand!
But thats, of course, what you planned.
Even Sir Sven had said "oi look 'ere"
But you ignored him and gave the all clear.

So, Urs Meier - YOU CRAP SO JUST BIN IT
Us chavs dont like you - spose INNIT
Now don't get me wrong, I'm not having ago.
I just think you've delt you country a heavy blow...
No more skiing, choco and cheese!
The old SWISS wankers we'll sting like bee's,
Were not bitter, we wont even sue,
we just want to ask 'where the f*** were you'
Strong minded ref never waivers,
but really mate, you shouldda gone to specksavers...(sorry)

This rhyme of mine is from the heart,
I know its crap, but I had to start
and once I did these no end in sight,
I kept going, and going and going - ITS SHYTE

 

[trueblue]

I think it was probably a foul.....

am I in the wrong thread?

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

biscuit thats well good

 

[Easy 10]

Biscuit reveals new depths of talent

Good work fella

 

[Biscuit]

Yours are good, mine are long....and thats about it!

 

[Everest]

Urs Meier was wrong
To disallow that goal
Stick to eating toblerone
You f***ing big arsehole

 

[Pavilionaire]

There was a Swiss ref named Meier
Whose judgement was terribly dire
If you need a match thrown
Just pick up the phone
He's always available for hire

 

[interjambo]

Clear foul. Imagine your comments if the Italians, for example, accepted defeat so ungallantly.

 

[SK1NT]

these are fuckin brilliant!

 

[Brovion]

Clear foul. Imagine your comments if the Italians, for example, accepted defeat so ungallantly.

Agreed. Nine times out of ten even in England that goal would havde been disallowed. Still, there's some good stuff on this thread!

 

[Biscuit]

There was a Swiss ref named Meier
Whose judgement was terribly dire
If you need a match thrown
Just pick up the phone
He's always available for hire

Interesting to see if that would make the ARSEGAS letters page!

 

[Dover]

Biscuit! As said on the Clocktower. You are the main man!

 

[interjambo]

Agreed. Nine times out of ten even in England that goal would havde been disallowed. Still, there's some good stuff on this thread!

Have to agree

 

[Stumpy Tim]

There was a game that went pear-shaped
Which England didn't deserve to escape
And then came the Sun
Crap headlines they run
in a real case of sour grapes

 

[aftershavedave]

There was a game that went pear-shaped
Which England didn't deserve to escape
And then came the Sun
Crap headlines they run
in a real case of sour grapes

if this was a poetry class you'd be held in detention for that effort stumpster!