Swindon fan takes bitterness to new level....

[clapham_gull]

From their messageboard:

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Tell you what has annoyed me more than anything?

For the last couple of years "Oh woe is us, we have to play at the pokey little Withdean. Come on, Football fans of the world unite behind our rightful need for a new stadium".

They taste a little bit of glory and the REAL views of Brighton fans become apparent. Their fans frankly deserve nothing, least of all a new stadium with the support of fans who have signed their petition.

Makes me thing of George W. Bush, he starts his presidential campaign manages to get enough votes to (illigally) win the election, then when he gets there, does his best to destroy the world.

George W. Bush and Brighton & Hove Albion are tos *ers!!

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nb.. illigally?

 

[lincs seagull]

what in gods name is the muppet going on about

 

[aftershavedave]

gibberish

 

[Meade's Ball]

Uh-oh. I knew someone would uncover my plan for world annihilation sooner or later.

 

[Row Z Creased Shirt]

Oh yes, must put it on my to do list.

1. Win playoffs
2. Destroy world
3. Have nice cup of tea and a sit down.

 

[Lammy]

We've just won a play-off semi against all odds and they expect us to stay seated and politely clap?

 

[clapham_gull]

Is Dick Knight really the evil genius that FG would have us think ?

 

[The Large One]

Little bit of glory?

What, like winning two Championships? Pissing this poxy division two years ago? Unless of course winning the Leyland DAF Enver Hoxha Mickey Mouse Memorial Dinner Plate was glory? In which case, we clearly deserve nothing.

The real bitterness as we all know, is the melancholy and depression of living in Swindon. Who would really want to do that? Apart from melancholics and depressives...

 

[Brovion]

What on earth did we do? Launch RPGs into the Away stand? Machine gun them on the way out? Dive bomb their coaches? Topple their statue of Andy King?

'Bitter' and 'twisted' don't begin to describe him.

 

[clapham_gull]

Surely I'm not the only one who finds that extremely funny.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Did you not know Mark McGhee's plan is to invade North Korea with Danny Cullip in charge of operations after the Cardiff final.

 

[FG aka Football Genius.]

 

[clapham_gull]

Did you not know Mark McGhee's plan is to invade North Korea with Danny Cullip in charge of operations after the Cardiff final.

and flood the emerging economies of Eastern Europe and the former soviet union with franchises of the Brighton Ticket Shop and Withdean catering.

 

[Seagull's Return]

So THAT'S why all those little squinty-eyed, snaggle-toothed folk in the away section were singing "You don't deserve f*** all", then - we're the personification of evil on earth. Well, I feel better now that's been clarified for me.

Honestly, I dunno what the world would do without the perspective and objectivity of Swinedom fans, really I don't.

 

[Ernest]

Is Dick Knight really the evil genius that FG would have us think ?

Yes

 

[SK1NT]

 

[SussexSpur]

Tell you what has annoyed me more than anything?
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Yep, must admit, if my side had just made a great comeback only to throw it away seconds before full-time, then to lose on penalties and be guaranteed at least another season in an inferior division, facing a trek home and forced to witness the jubilation of your conquerors. . . What would piss me off most of all is some convoluted theory about the opponents' stadium-related psyche. . .

Weird, very weird.

 

[Gazwag]

There will be photo's in the Mirror tomorrow of swindon fans being tortured in the back of a park and ride bus by Brighton fans. The Brighton fans will all be wearing the pink 1991 shirt cos we are all gay. The have also found the Weapons of Mass Destruction code named: Roberts, Carpenter, Iwelumo, Virgo and Piercy

 

[Lady Bracknell]

class post, gazwag!

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Although you did leave out the illegal invasion of The Magic Roundabout and the picture coverage of thousands of disenchanted Swindon fans hitting Andy King with shoes.