Swimming is shit

[tip top]

Am I the only one who thinks watching swimming is utterly boring.

Swimming up and down in a chemically filled bath with a johnny on your head cant be right!

Rubbish.

 

[The Large One]

It is pretty boring, but you do get to play 'accidental' nudie-prod games with non-working bored housewife MILF things.

Apparently. *cough*

 

[footychick]

When you go swimming it's always far too cold even in the kids pool.

 

[The Large One]

When you go swimming it's always far too cold even in the kids pool.

So I've noticed. At first I thought it was always either nipple piercings or diamond smuggling among you women myself.

 

[Cian]

I read that as 'swimming in shit' and wondered had they opened a pool in Croydon...

 

[SeagullTim]

It's pretty bad, nothing else on though.

 

[Horsham Gull]

as a lifeguard i have to say at times it can be the most boring thing in the world*

*Unless there is some nice milf in the pool

 

[Benny Seagull]

it's an absolute disgrace that they have turned the MEN into a make-shift swimming pool when there's an aquatics centre right next to town that is in desperate need of repair. if it was fit enough for the commenwealth games then it's good enough for whatever it is that's going on now. this is the reason i haven't been watching it. shame on manchester city council or whoever it is in charge.

 

[SNOOBS]

When you go swimming it's always far too cold even in the kids pool.

Or far too warm in the kids pool

 

[Le Premier Cru]

Am I the only one who thinks watching swimming is utterly boring.

Swimming up and down in a chemically filled bath with a johnny on your head cant be right!

Rubbish.

Trouble is, it's the only sport that I was ever any good at.
...and I've tried a few.

Back to the bottle, you old soak, LPC.

 

[ali jenkins]

as a lifeguard i have to say at times it can be the most boring thing in the world*

*Unless there is some nice milf in the pool

I wqas about to say that if everyone is moaning about watching it on the tele they should try doing it for a job!

And the people arent as fit as the ones on the tele!!

 

[Monkster]

it's an absolute disgrace that they have turned the MEN into a make-shift swimming pool when there's an aquatics centre right next to town that is in desperate need of repair. if it was fit enough for the commenwealth games then it's good enough for whatever it is that's going on now. this is the reason i haven't been watching it. shame on manchester city council or whoever it is in charge.

Difference being this is the Short course 25M World Champs as apposed to usual long course 50M.....although saying that, they could have just built a temporary pontoon

 

[house your seagull]

it's an absolute disgrace that they have turned the MEN into a make-shift swimming pool when there's an aquatics centre right next to town that is in desperate need of repair. if it was fit enough for the commenwealth games then it's good enough for whatever it is that's going on now. this is the reason i haven't been watching it. shame on manchester city council or whoever it is in charge.

i work opposite the pool, looks alright to me and is full of swimmers day and night! plus there's only about 300 hundred seats if that - not enough for the world championships i would've thought.

 

[Benny Seagull]

i work opposite the pool, looks alright to me and is full of swimmers day and night! plus there's only about 300 hundred seats if that - not enough for the world championships i would've thought.

take it you haven't been in the changing rooms lately. doors falling off hinges and rubbish all over the place. it needs a real good tidy up for sure and a lot of the money invested in the MEN could certainly have been better used.

 

[Gully]

I swim several times a week and find it an excellent form of exercise, would draw the line at going to watch it though, one of those sports better done than watched.

 

[house your seagull]

take it you haven't been in the changing rooms lately. doors falling off hinges and rubbish all over the place. it needs a real good tidy up for sure and a lot of the money invested in the MEN could certainly have been better used.

if we're gonna talk misallocation of manchester city council money then fair do's ... wouldn't have minded seeing my council tax going into sports facilities rather than 50 foot santa clause-esque structures.

 

[Publius Ovidius]

the K2 at Crawley is a 50 mtr pool and Sunday morning if you pace yourself, you can probably do a KM before you DIE!!!

 

[Lush]

I used to do the whole swimming training every day before school thing, although never was much good (Shiverers B, Crawley B team). When you're a kid you're used to being bored, so ploughing up and down a pool isn't much different to Double Maths.

These days I get bored after six lengths. AND it makes your hair frizzy. Quite like watching it though. It's kind of hypnotic and the colours are nice.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Does Saltdean Lido actually exist, does anybody know? Or is it an imaginary place like Narnia or Pende?

 

[Easy 10]

These days I get bored after six lengths.

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Nah.