Swearing thread (like Lush's the other day). Do not open if offends!

[BrightonBird]

READING ARE A BUNCH OF WANKERS

TOSSERS, f*** FACE, KNOB JOCKEYS, ARSE BANDITS,

I'D LIKE TO GO OVER THERE AND DO SOME DAMAGE!

And breath!

 

[Marc]

TIT WANK POO



I hate Reading almost as much as Palace Scum!

 

[Beefy]

f***ing BOLLOCKS ****ish KNOBCHEESE

 

[Soton Seagull]

READING ARE PISSFLAPPED MONKEY FELCHERS!

 

[BrightonBird]

BUNCH OF FISH STICKS!

 

[Simster]

Bunch of spastic smallfry f***ing cuntpipes.

 

[Meade's Ball]

f***ing wank-bandit. If i see him, i'll make him kiss my unwashed knob.

 

[Vinyl Richie]

but while I'm here:
f***, f***, f***, f***-f***-f***, mother-f***, mother-f***, mother-mother-fuckfuck mother-f*** noise, f*** f*** - jay from jay and silent bob

 

[Italiaseagull]

Shut you f***ing face uncle fucker!Your a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucker!Your an uncle fucker yes its true,nobody fucks uncles quite like you!Shut your f***ing face uncle fucker!Your the one that f***ed you uncle uncle fucker!You don't eat or sleep of mow the lawn,you just f*** your uncle all day long!

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.Uncle fucker,uncle fucker uncle fucker uncle fucker......

Shut your f***ing face uncle fucker,your a boner biting bastard uncle fucker!Your an uncle fucker I must say,well you f***ed your uncle yesterday!Haha!Uncle fucker,thats U-N-C-L-E f*** you!Uncle fucker!!!!!Tonight!Suck my balls

 

[BrightonBird]

They are a bunch of Terrance and Phillip;s!

UNCLE FUCKERS!

Coppell is a half wit to join them.

 

[Titanic]

Oh dear, how disappointing - if unsurprising.

 

[fatboy]

Ive got nothing to do today.

Lets go and smash up the Majeski stadium!

 

[sherriffbart]

oh bother

 

[albiongirl]

I don't give a flying f*** about Reading!! So Coppell has gone but he will soon find out about their fans. He will miss us!!!!!!! Stupid bastard

 

[CHAPPERS]

f***. Coppell.

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Sausage Grappling Selhurst Reject

 

[Braders]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING ARSE WANKER KNOB SUCKING 'GET OFF MMY LAND' HOMOS

 

[Locky]

Sausage Grappling Selhurst Reject

Your not very good at this swearing thingy are you Roz

 

[FatboyTim]

Wank Wank Wank
La la la
Wank Wank Wank
la la la....

 

[Brighton Jock]

f*** off reading you ****s and also f*** you Coppell you're nothing but a little ****.............