Sven - how does he do it.

[Uncle Spielberg]

Sven

You have to admire him.

Ok he is a shit manager but he manages to pull all these fit women and he is 58 , a beanpole, binsey , balding.

How does he do it.

Must be his big bank balance.

 

[chez]

appearently he is extremely well endowed according to some bird interviewed on Talksport the other day!!!

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

He has to lure them into his sack first which is the difficult part.

 

[BUTTERBALL]

The attraction is a powerful position and a big, fat wallet.

 

[Bwian]

Sven

You have to admire him.

Must be his big bank balance.

He's obviously been putting some of his salary on your tips GG

 

[FG aka FOOTBALL GENIUS]

Admire him he can F*** RIGHT OFF its time we had an ENGLISH manager to instill sum true bulldog values in our game thats been ruined by Sven the T***, he is making the FA and football in this country look like muppets

 

[Bobby's Gull]

The attraction is a powerful position and a big, fat wallet.

That has to be it no way can I see the attraction!

 

[sullyupthewing]

Viagra

 

[FamilyGuy]

Admire him he can F*** RIGHT OFF its time we had an ENGLISH manager to instill sum true bulldog values in our game thats been ruined by Sven the T***, he is making the FA and football in this country look like muppets

Unfortunately I can only agree with these sentiments

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Hung like a donkey maybe?

 

[Milton Keynes Seagull]

As Mrs Merson would say to any 25 year old would be Sven protege,

"What first attracted you to the multi millionaire and celebrity Sven?"

 

[Milton Keynes Seagull]

As well as Mrs Merton!

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

He must be f***ing laughing at us.

 

[Milton Keynes Seagull]

All the way to the bank

 

[alan partridge]

Sven

You have to admire him.

Ok he is a shit manager but he manages to pull all these fit women and he is 58 , a beanpole, binsey , balding.

How does he do it.

Must be his big bank balance.

Yeah a shit manager...thats taken the English national team to two consecutive Final 8 finishes.

And laughing at us? Yeah probably...only cos we're being so f***ing childish about what he gets up to between the sheets

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

2 Final 8 finishes.Big bloody deal,well worth 5 million a year then.

 

[Scotty Mac]

2 Final 8 finishes.Big bloody deal,well worth 5 million a year then.

everyone expoects us to reach the final of every tournament. face it, we are not good enough. give sven to 2006, i believe we will do better then

 

[Lindfield by the sea]

Sex motive:-
He's single, and at his age, I can understand why he did it.
She is also single, but at her age I can't understand why she did it.

Money motive:-
He's rich, I can understand why he did it
She will make £350k on sunday, I can understand why she did it.

Football motive:
He's shit and should go
She's trying to oust Phil Neville.

Moral motive:-
Confusing me with someone who gives a damm

 

[Tooting Gull]

I always thought Robin Cook would remain the unlikeliest 'player' for years, but Sven runs him close.

 

[Yoda]

Admire him he can F*** RIGHT OFF its time we had an ENGLISH manager to instill sum true bulldog values in our game thats been ruined by Sven the T***, he is making the FA and football in this country look like muppets

Ok, Which ENGLISH manager would you like to see that could do the job and handle the media?

How many other ENGLISH managers could handle the British media the way Sven does? They would have all quit and gone for a year long break away from mankind by now.