Sussex vs Kent - 11am, County Ground, Hove

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

John says Kent have to bat forever, thats a tough ask.

 

[Titanic]

KEY GONE

 

[Muzzman]

Rotund Robert gone on the first ball..

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

Fatty Key out!!!

 

[Lord Bracknell]

If Kent can reach 450, they might force a draw.


Whoops ... Key out first ball.

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

Back to the Pavillion

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Bye bye Mr Fatty.

 

[Silent Bob]

 

[Muzzman]

Looks like I might not get a chance to watch any cricket the way things are going..

Bloody Sussex

 

[Basil Fawlty]

I'm not fat, I'm big boned.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Van Jaarsveld is obviously practising ways to get out.

 

[Muzzman]

Wonder if there are any pies left in the new catering area?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Inevitable really -any of you who play the game, know how it is; if you are batting at lunch or tea, by the time you've got your pads off and taken your box out, everyone else has sat down and all the best cakes have been snaffled.

With lunch approaching, there was no way Key was going to get caught out like that.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Key knows lunch is in a hour, he couldn't be bothered to wait around.

 

[Muzzman]

Inevitable really -any of you who play the game, know how it is; if you are batting at lunch or tea, by the time you've got your pads off and taken your box out, everyone else has sat down and all the best cakes have been snaffled.

With lunch approaching, there was no way Key was going to get caught out like that.

Cor! I'd be worried if I were at the crease knowing Fatty Key was eyeing my portion...































... and my lunch.

 

[Gazwag]

With lunch approaching, there was no way Key was going to get caught out like that.

You right, it was LBW !!

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Cor! I'd be worried if I were at the crease knowing Fatty Key was eyeing my lunch.

Very true. With Big Rob already rubbing his hands and tucking in his serviette, expect at least 3 more wickets before lunch.

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

Inevitable really -any of you who play the game, know how it is; if you are batting at lunch or tea, by the time you've got your pads off and taken your box out, everyone else has sat down and all the best cakes have been snaffled.

With lunch approaching, there was no way Key was going to get caught out like that.

 

[Muzzman]

Leesy doesn't sound healthy at all.. he keeps having to turn the mic off to vomit or something

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

Its the censor deleting out all his foul language, obviously thats why he does cricket now, hes banned from Withdean.