Sussex v Middlesex

[The Oldman]

Just back from Horsham. Fantastic day for Sussex. Monty and Prior excellent and our bowlers great. Also Lewry's catch was brill. Who says cricket is boring?

But the journey home was awful even Seaford was jammed up as well as Beddingham, A23/27. Will we ever get a road system that can cope with something as simple as half term?

 

[Timbo]

Sussex 376 all out.

Lewry obviously keen to get bowling.

BBC London commentator's view - Middlesex need to aim for about 550 and then rely on their bowling strength to get a victory by an innings.

Hmmmm.....

 

[Pevenseagull]

sod Yasir Arafat, I WANT DWAYNE BRAVO ti replace Rana

and I want him


NOW

 

[Lord Bracknell]

First wicket of the morning to Mushy.

134/6

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Come On Sussex.

 

[Wardy]

Come on Mushy get on with it

 

[Wardy]

And onther one down

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

146-6

 

[Trigger]

147/7

Mushy again.

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

 

[Trigger]

156/8

Keegan clean bowled by Mushy

 

[Wardy]

Another one down for Mushy

All over by lunch

156/8

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Keegan out - bowled Mushy

156/8

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

156/8

 

[Pevenseagull]

f*** you Middlesex

f*** you TOTALLY

we're having these f***ing points and winning the f***ing championship and you can f*** right off and f***ing get relegated you fuckers

f*** you

 

[Pevenseagull]

f*** you Chad Keegan


f*** you

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

f*** you Middlesex

f*** you TOTALLY

we're having these f***ing points and winning the f***ing championship and you can f*** right off and f***ing get relegated you fuckers

f*** you

 

[Wardy]

f*** you Middlesex

f*** you TOTALLY

we're having these f***ing points and winning the f***ing championship and you can f*** right off and f***ing get relegated you fuckers

f*** you

sound so much better like this

we're having these points and winning the championship and you can get relegated

 

[Trigger]

Gala Pie anyone?...