Sussex v Middlesex, Hove, 5-8th May, LVCC

[The Wizard]

Abysmal so far this morning. I told you Shah and Dexter would put us to the sword.

 

[simmo]

Stan

 

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

4 down. Stan strikes

 

[Simster]

Stan snares Shah. 89/4

Or more likely, Shah just got bored and fancied a cup of tea.

 

[Postman Pat]

Shah gone, he thought our gash bowlers could never bowl a straight one and left it alone... must have hit a bump on the wicket or something.

89-4, still can't see them getting less than 500.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

100 up. TOO easy for them.

 

[Mendoza]

The buffet has opened

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Are we only playing TWO bowlers?

Give Tucker a go*

*not that he has a CHANCE of taking a wicket.

 

[The Wizard]

Dexter is absolutely feasting ffs

 

[Simster]

More pies being chucked. Dear oh dear.

Rutland away should be fun next year.

 

[The Large One]

 

[The Wizard]

50 for Dexter. expect him to get at least two hundred.

 

[Martinf]

50 for Dexter. expect him to get at least two hundred.

.....before tea and then 400 by stumps

 

[brightonmark1234]

need a couple of wickets now

 

[Skills]

need a wicket - my money is on Martin-Jenkins

 

[Simster]

need a couple of wickets now

And I need a couple of million pounds now, but I'm afraid that's not going to happen either.

 

[Mackenzie]

Try the surprise straight one bowlflids ffs.

Middlesex are rampant.

 

[Pavilionaire]

118/1 in the morning session, and at home too, with DEXTER of all people doing the damage against Sussex. The table is upside down.

 

[The Wizard]

This is a f***ing joke.

 

[BensGrandad]

need a wicket - my money is on Martin-Jenkins

His dad just been made president or whatever of the ECB, I think I read .