Sussex in one-day trouble ... again

[El Presidente]

29 needed off 13 balls, send for Adam Virgo

 

[Trigger]

f*** sake, we should have sent in Mushy then, not Yardy!

 

[Trigger]

Need a 6 off the last ball!

 

[El Presidente]

Six needed off the last ball!

 

[Trigger]

Only got a 4, lost by 1 run

 

[Gwylan]

Close but no cigar. Well batted Yardy though.

 

[El Presidente]

I am sure we could have taught him a thing or two Max with our bin cricket skills.

For a match report at a slightly lower level, read about our great one wicket victory yesterday that keeps us top of the league

http://www.gall16.freeserve.co.uk/cricketmatchreports.htm

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Excellent stuff, El Pres. Would it have been different if you hadn't got out?

 

[El Presidente]

I was busy playing psychological games with their opening bowler, partly by strolling to the wicket and playing his first over with a bum bag hanging from my arse. I then proceeded to wind him up by suggesting to the umpire that he was no-balling, and generally indulging in cheeky sledging, including asking second slip was he related to Rudi Voeller as I had not seen such a quality mullet since the 1990 World Cup. All of which enable me to nudge a few singles and pick up an overthrow or two as their anger levels rose.

I then cleverly allowed myself to be bowled playing down the wrong line, and letting our Number 11 take all the glory.