Supermarkets as pick-up places

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Gwylan

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Jul 5, 2003
32,234
Uffern
Today's debate in the office is whether people actually pull in supermarkets or is it an urban myth that they're, er, meeting places.

Have you ever picked up/been picked up in a supermarket? Or tried to?
 




zefarelly

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Jul 7, 2003
23,563
Sussex, by the sea
I pick up some food . . .maybe some wine and a few beers when I go to tesco . . . I've even started scoring petrol now :eek:
 


Gwylan

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Jul 5, 2003
32,234
Uffern
The silence seems to suggest that the idea of supermarkets as meat markets (apart from the butchery counter) is, as we thought in the office, an urban myth.
 










mk_bha

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Jul 14, 2003
496
i bumped into an old flame in a SM, we kissed and said hi. an hour later she txted me asking to go out for a drink.


3 hours later we where at it.

:clap:


good girl.


ps new tescos in hove is full of totty
 


Braders

Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
Jul 15, 2003
29,224
Brighton, United Kingdom
i picked up a new model the other day at a supermarket



























the new model baskets - much lighter then the metal ones ! *coat*
 




cheshunt seagull

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Jul 5, 2003
2,712
A couple of years ago I popped into Tesco in Cheshunt on a Wednesday evening for a few items. My usual shop would shout out 'family man' but not this collection of items; wine, fruit, meatballs! In the queue in front of me was a , quite attractive, older woman. She looked at my basket and said 'I see you have Swedish meatballs, I am from Sweden, I have salad, salad and meatballs go well together' and gave me an enigmatic look. I, of course, turned into a complete tosser (I would claim that I was being a faithful husband), and hastily grunted some inane comment with eyes averted. She paid and went off, leaving me to pay for my goods whilst being watched by an amused cashier.

Strange, did I read too much into this encounter? It has never been repeated. If it was the tosser would return no doubt.
 


Gully

Monkey in a seagull suit.
Apr 24, 2004
16,812
Way out west
She may have been practicing her English and making an innocent observation, after all she didn't exactly say "I would like to fill my mouth with your meaty balls" did she, pass it off as a friendly encounter.
 


The same thing happened to me as with Cheshunt, in my case it was a decrepit Co-op in Romsey. Again it was a slightly older woman in her 50s just one step ahead of me in the checkout queue. She just flat out leered a "Would Sir like some company?" in my direction. My revulsion at this old crone was tempered somewhat by the presence of a wierd-looking but not unattractive daughter, or possibly employee, by her side.

But to be honest, the setting was so incongruous for this kind of stuff, I just smiled my politist English smile and walked straight out of the shop pretending absolutely nothing had happened.
 




Gwylan

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Jul 5, 2003
32,234
Uffern
So, judging by CS and LI's experiences, the only people who might try to pick me up in a supermarket are desperate middle-aged women (although that's pretty much been the case wherever I've been).

It seems that this idea that supermarkets are places to cruise on a Friday night is way off the mark.

Now, about laundrettes ....
 


Unigeeza

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Aug 22, 2003
59
ASDAs not too bad for picking up girls.

However Im so ill at the mo and havent been out for days that just thinking about the outside world gives me shivers.
 


saltash seagull

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Mar 1, 2004
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cornwall
i will say you do get some lovely crumpet in the supermarkets but me myself i think its all an urban myth
 




Gwylan

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Jul 5, 2003
32,234
Uffern
Unigeeza said:
ASDAs not too bad for picking up girls.

The mind boggles at the type of girls one could pick up in Asda.:)
 








Gully said:
She may have been practicing her English and making an innocent observation, after all she didn't exactly say "I would like to fill my mouth with your meaty balls" did she, pass it off as a friendly encounter.

I thought she said, I know how to mayonnaise your meaty balls:p
 


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