Sunday morning ritual

[Brightonian74]

Re: Re: Sunday morning ritual

You take a sandwich into the crapper!

I feel sick!!!

Yup, sometimes I do. I am sure a few blokes on here have done it too.

The 'crapper' is sometime sanctuary for us blokes, to get away from life itself.

 

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I had a glass of water, kicked a girl out of my house, had violent diarreah then went back to bed.

 

[Guest]

Sanctuary, yes I agree - but eating while dumping!

It's like having a beer in one hand and your dick in the other!

Hmmmmmmmm..... I've done that, maybe a rethink is in order.

 

[Brightonian74]

Sanctuary, yes I agree - but eating while dumping!

It's like having a beer in one hand and your dick in the other!

Hmmmmmmmm..... I've done that, maybe a rethink is in order.

Ah now the only things I can think of with having a beer in one hand and your dick in the other is maybe having a piss or getting a blowjob. I hate to think of any other excuses!!

 

[Gazwag]

Ok, how many of you have a ritual on a Sunday morning, for example....

Mine usually is the 'Sunday Morning Poop' where I would go to the carsie for a good 20 minutes with the News of the World, mug of tea and sometimes a bacon sarnie.

Actually, going to the bog with the paper is a typical bloke thing I find.

Have I just misread your post, you have a mug of tea and sometimes a sarnie whilst having a crap

or is it just me who finds that weird

 

[The Large One]

I do the mug of tea bit. Along with a damn fine book, and FIP on the radio.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

eating a sandwich whilst having a dump is just plain wrong.

 

[Brightonian74]

I KNEW it would get a reaction hence why I put it in.

Nothing wrong with me.........yet......cuckoo, cuckoo, cough, couch.

 

[Guest]

I do the mug of tea bit. Along with a damn fine book, and FIP on the radio.

FIP?

Surely The Archers.

 

[The Large One]

FIP?

Surely The Archers.

DON'T SAY THAT WORD.

Oh my. * runs to the bog *

 

[Guest]

DON'T SAY THAT WORD.

Oh my. * runs to the bog *

Shula, Kenton, Ambridge.....

What's wrong with that?

FIP, sounds like something I don't want to catch!

 

[Dover]

It depaends if i'm working or not. If not I like to get up, watch the footie with a pot of tea, then go out for a walk, usually down the seafront.

 

[johnny jigsaw]

eating a sandwich whilst having a dump is just plain wrong.

Yes - you may as well just flush the sandwich down the bog & cut out the middle man

 

[Cian]

Sunday I get up for the F1 race, if there is one. If not, I get up sometime closer to Monday morning (e.g. 7 PM)

 

[Scotty Mac]

i always enjoy a good shite on sunday morning - not sure why, but ive always found it is the easiest time of the week to push it all out

 

[The Large One]

Shula, Kenton, Ambridge.....

What's wrong with that?

FIP, sounds like something I don't want to catch!

No, the A****r word.

FIP is a national radio station broadcasting from Paris. In England, you can only get it in Brighton. It plays jazz, soul, classical, French language music (obviously), and other mellow stuff WITH NO ADVERTS AND NO f***ing DJ yakk.

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

Shit
Breakfast
Tea
Football
Modest Lunch
Tea
Pub/Football
Tea
Corrie
Dinner
Tea

A good, solid Sunday.