Sunday morning ritual

[Brightonian74]

Ok, how many of you have a ritual on a Sunday morning, for example....

Mine usually is the 'Sunday Morning Poop' where I would go to the carsie for a good 20 minutes with the News of the World, mug of tea and sometimes a bacon sarnie.

Actually, going to the bog with the paper is a typical bloke thing I find.

 

[The Large One]

Sunday morning? Whassat then?

 

[fatboy]

Watch Hollyoaks, usually with the sound off, cook some breakfast, read the paper....

 

[Braders]

i have one


its called "go to work"

 

[Brightonian74]

ok, I was talking about 11am or midday-ish.

 

[John Boy]

i have one


its called "go to work"

Where do you work? I would hate to work at weekends

 

[Braders]

asda

 

[Brightonian74]

asda

Asda eh?

Is that YOUR Sunday Morning ritual or 'ers??

 

[Braders]

Asda eh?

Is that YOUR Sunday Morning ritual or 'ers??

work

 

[Brightonian74]

work

Ah, fair play mate! Apologies!!

 

[Beach Hut]

Normally two paracetomol as I have a supersonic headache from last nights drink

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

i have one


its called "go to work"

echoed

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

I try to get four sh's in before 11.

 

[The Large One]

To be fair, this morning did see me rise out of my pit. It was basically to pebbledash the poor khasi with the waste product of the digested curry from last night. Prawn Passanda, Chicken Tandoori, Mushroom Pilau Rice, Onion Bhaji and three pints of Cobra in the Shahi Tandoori in Beaconsfield Road all torpedoed out at around 10.30am. Marvellous scenes.

Poor loo never really stood a chance. Just a S bend with a white flag sticking out of the floor now. :thud:

 

[CHAPPERS]

Nice Alan, very nice.

This morning (1pmish) I came on here, had a fry up, watched O.C and retreated back to bed until about half an hour ago.

 

[fatboy]

I think I had four wanks this morning too.

And three shits.

 

[The Large One]

I think I had four wanks this morning too.

And three shits.

At the same time?

 

[fatboy]

At the same time?

No.

 

[Brightonian74]

Seems us blokes like to have a ruddy good dump on a Sunday morning/afternoon. Good stuff!!

hmmmm, dunno if I can associate Sundays for wanking, after all it is the Sabbath. Tend to do it on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, etc, etc.

 

[Guest]

Ok, how many of you have a ritual on a Sunday morning, for example....

Mine usually is the 'Sunday Morning Poop' where I would go to the carsie for a good 20 minutes with the News of the World, mug of tea and sometimes a bacon sarnie.

Actually, going to the bog with the paper is a typical bloke thing I find.

You take a sandwich into the crapper!

I feel sick!!!