Sunday Morning Football!

[Loft23]

who are you playing for benjamin?

Amici Athletic in the Sunday Div 6. Although i'm not sure i'm gonna be there much longer as I think I can do better than this.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Did you get on?

No I didn't, my manager is like Mark Mcghee. At the start of the game we had eleven men, two of them were late arriving. We where on the pitch and nobody knew where they were playing, our manager got on to the pitch, and then his son said are we playing with ten men, our manager said yes and then after about 5 minutes the two people who were late turned up.

I'm getting pissed off with this situation.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Amici Athletic in the Sunday Div 6. Although i'm not sure i'm gonna be there much longer as I think I can do better than this.

Ben do you need any more players?

 

[Scotty Mac]

No I didn't, my manager is like Mark Mcghee. At the start of the game we had eleven men, two of them were late arriving. We where on the pitch and nobody knew where they were playing, our manager got on to the pitch, and then his son said are we playing with ten men, our manager said yes and then after about 5 minutes the two people who were late turned up.

I'm getting pissed off with this situation.

kevin ticehurst - rottingdeans very own leon knight

 

[sir danny cullip]

No I didn't, my manager is like Mark Mcghee. At the start of the game we had eleven men, two of them were late arriving. We where on the pitch and nobody knew where they were playing, our manager got on to the pitch, and then his son said are we playing with ten men, our manager said yes and then after about 5 minutes the two people who were late turned up.

I'm getting pissed off with this situation.

*flounce alert*

 

[Loft23]

No I didn't, my manager is like Mark Mcghee. At the start of the game we had eleven men, two of them were late arriving. We where on the pitch and nobody knew where they were playing, our manager got on to the pitch, and then his son said are we playing with ten men, our manager said yes and then after about 5 minutes the two people who were late turned up.

Sounds a bit like us. We had two of our own players shouting at each other for 5 minutes after we conceded the 4th goal.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Sounds a bit like us. We had two of our own players shouting at each other for 5 minutes after we conceded the 4th goal.

Our manager doesn't have any faith in me, at least I don't have a first touch like a rapist like his son does.

 

[Beach Hut]

Well this manager has every faith in his son Junior - netted 4 times today.

 

[Loft23]

Ben do you need any more players?

Yes. Why do you want to join?

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Yes. Why do you want to join?

Yes I would love to.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Our manager doesn't have any faith in me, at least I don't have a first touch like a rapist like his son does.

No, your just a rapist!

 

[Da Man Clay]

We were thrashed as usual. 9-2 although I lost count.

We got beat 7-0. I missed a complete sitter from 6 yards out.

 

[dingle]

No I didn't, my manager is like Mark Mcghee. At the start of the game we had eleven men, two of them were late arriving. We where on the pitch and nobody knew where they were playing, our manager got on to the pitch, and then his son said are we playing with ten men, our manager said yes and then after about 5 minutes the two people who were late turned up.

I'm getting pissed off with this situation.

so you're saying that the team opted to start with 10 and you on the bench

i think i speak for everyone when i say

you're not very good,
you're not very good,
you're not very,
you're not very,
you're not very good,
SHIT!

 

[hans kraay fan club]

We lost our first game of the season [Winchester Sunday League] 5-1. They cheated by being on average 10 years younger than us. Then they cheated even more by bringing on 3 fresh subs at HT [We only had 11].

The big consolation was that I got our 1, with a direct free kick from 5 yards inside our own half. I was about to float it into the box, and had already signalled to the bloke I was aiming for, when the other centre half says to me "The keeper's got the sun in his eyes, why don't you have a pop?". The rest is history, and now I am top scorer [for a week!]