Sum Up A TV Show In ONE Sentence

[Guinness Boy]

Grey's Anatomy- grief, gore and rug munchers with a tasteful soundtrack


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[LlcoolJ]

That baking thing - People make cakes as millions of drooling morons watch.

 

[Badger]

Grand Designs: Loaded couple build enormous house, she gets pregnant, project goes over budget, Kevin loves it.

 

[DavidRyder]

Miranda & Mrs Brown's Boys - proof that a post show song and dance routine towards the studio audience is very cringe worthy.

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

Soccer Saturday: a panel of ex-footballers who used to have a addiction of some sort and were crap with money while they were playing give you an 'insight' into the world of football.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Grand Designs: Loaded couple build enormous house, she gets pregnant, project goes over budget, Kevin loves it.

You forgot 'Bespoke windows arrive late from Italy'.

The windows are ALWAYS from Italy.

And late.

 

[Notters]

Math of the day. Former footballers prove that their talents were left back on the pitch.

 

[LlcoolJ]

X Factor - C**ty Cowell's Circus of Doom comes to town with the big freak show and bonus dream shattering of the mockable.

 

[LlcoolJ]

Math of the day. Former footballers prove that their talents were left back on the pitch.

Is Carol Vorderman on that?

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

You forgot 'Bespoke windows arrive late from Italy'.

The windows are ALWAYS from Italy.

And late.

And they have to be shipped on a boat. Always, on a ****ing boat.

 

[Badger]

You forgot 'Bespoke windows arrive late from Italy'.

The windows are ALWAYS from Italy.

And late.

You're so right.

There's always a GIANT one which costs 20 grand too.

Oh, and it rains for a month.

 

[DavidRyder]

I'm Alan Partridge - Classic (intercourse).

So thanks.

 

[Colonel Angus]

Flog It - Members of the public are invited to inflict corporal punishment on an unprepared badger.

 

[Whitechapel]

Breaking Bad - The lack of free healthcare drives a mild mannered teacher to a life of crime, uncluding murder.

 

[Stat Brother]

Location Location Location - smug couples that wear their best clothes cos they're on TV, get shown around houses that someone of their age shouldn't be rich enough to buy, unless they're city arrogant types, and ponce about pouting for the camera in that cool way where they have their sunglasses trendily on top of their heads, for their 5 mins of fame.

I prefer for the likes of Location x3, Homes in the country et al:-

2 completely strangers, don't buy a house, someone you've never been.

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

Midsummer Murders: a detective drama in a quiet English village which has a murder rate higher than Juarez, Mexico.

 

[Badger]

Homes Under the Hammer: Small time property developer buys a house at auction, spends 10 grand on it, makes a small profit, drives off in BMW.

 

[Justice]

Grand Designs: Loaded couple build enormous house, she gets pregnant, project goes over budget, Kevin loves it.

I watched one of those the owner claimed he saved £7k putting his own light fittings up f.ck me I'm a sparks and would never get away with £7k for a couple of days work putting a few light fittings up. Think they make it up as they go along.

 

[Badger]

I watched one of those the owner claimed he saved £7k putting his own light fittings up f.ck me I'm a sparks and would never get away with £7k for a couple of days work putting a few light fittings up. Think they make it up as they go along.

This is standard property show behaviour. Spend a FORTUNE on light fittings and taps.

 

[Justice]

Homes Under the Hammer: Small time property developer buys a house at auction, spends 10 grand on it, makes a small profit, drives off in BMW.

That shitty music they play when the local estate agents rock up to value the place makes we want to luz a brick through the tellie box.