Suggestions for an alternate advert to Wickes...?

[Easy 10]

As the club have rightfully thrown Bill Archers £60k back in his FACE, how about we use what would have been a Wickes advertising hoarding to display another message. We won't be needing those "Listen to the People Mr Prescott" ones for much longer hopefully, so I'm sure we could find a space. How about an advertising hoarding saying:

This is the man who bought a football club for £56.25.
This is the man who then altered the clubs Articles of Association so that he could profit from its sale.
This is the man who then sold the site of the clubs football ground for £7,000,000, leaving the club broke and homeless.
This is the man who then saw the same site re-sold a year later for £21,000,000.
This is the man who has now offered to buy this advertising space you are now reading, for £60,000.
We said No.

Bill Archer. When he offers you money, be afraid. Be very afraid.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

A r is a c.unt!

 

[sully]

I think it would need to be pretty big to be able to get the font big enough to read, though.

Perhaps one of those moving hoardings they have at European and International games. Bet they're expensive!

 

[Easy 10]

I think it would need to be pretty big to be able to get the font big enough to read, though.

That was my thoughts as I was typing it.
It comes to something when your ex-chairmans crimes against your football club are too long to fit on a bloody advertising hoarding.

Like the European board idea though...but could we afford the electricity ?

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

you could have it on those plain white hoardings that go round the ground, like in those modern houses that have poetry going round the walls in rooms

 

[3gulls]

Build a bonfire!

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Or just a poster in the toilets that the away fans use.

 

[Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms]

How about this?

 

[Northstander]

WHY DONT WE PAINT ON THE ROOF OF HIS HOUSE AND LET HIS NEIGHBOURS NOT WHAT A TOSSER THEY HAVE LIVING NEXT DOOR!!

Imagine setting off for work and find that painted on your roff as you set off for work!!

 

[Man of Harveys]

How about this?

 

[The Large One]

We could always just sing 'you can stick your 60 grand up your arse...'

 

[CHAPPERS]

I'm gonna graf his car up.

'Cock Piss Archer'

 

[Wardy]

Or how about a letter drop to all the leagues Chairman, will only cost 72 stamps and envelopes

 

[GUNTER]

How about this?

Quality

 

[Kugull]

Easy 10 - top copywriting, our chairman would be proud.

 

[Lush]

How about doctor the logo to read Wanka.

I'm sure one of you clever computer chaps can do it.

 

[Caveman]

That money is to try and save face!

Stick it up your backside Archer.

 

[Kugull]

Actually I suspect the money would be a contra against the money the club "owe" him, i.e. £60k off the £700k so we wouldn't have actually seen the dirty cash anyway.