[TV] Suggested adaptations to improve popular TV competitions and game shows

[Raleigh Chopper]

Saturday night take away.
Show starts, Ant and Dec are taken away and something much better is broadcast instead.

 

[schmunk]

The Golden Shit - Contestants have 24 hours to eat/drink as much GLITTER as they can then whoever produces the most FABULOUS fecal matter wins a Peugeot

 

[Razzoo]

Bring back Big Brother but one of them is tasked with murdering all the others. The catch being that each kill has to be different. if the assassin is rumbled they are evicted.

 

[Boys 9d]

Don't broadcast them.

 

[dazzer6666]

The Golden Shit - Contestants have 24 hours to eat/drink as much as they can then whoever produces the greatest weight of fecal matter wins a Peugeot

Been reading too much Viz ?

Roger, years ago, suggested a new TV gameshow ‘Celebrity Shitbucket’..........celebrities have to squat at the top of a stepladder, and curl one out into a bucket on the floor below.

 

[Rambo]

Masterchef presented by Casey Ryback

Brilliant.

‘I also cook’

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Essex Mastermind.

 

[Brok]

Money For Nothing... Sarah pays someone £600 to have a table made from a bit of scaffold board, and invites her buyer from London to see it.
"I'd really like £800 for this, it's unique" she says.
"It's a load of sh*t Sarah, that's what it is. I'll give you two pounds fifty girl, take it or leave it"

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Universally Challenged.
A general knowledge based quiz.16 teams from council estates up and down the nation attempt to answer questions that a 5 year old would not struggle with.
Hosted by Arthur Mullard.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

It's a knock(one)out!
Teams of 3 men have to refrain from inappropriate lewd acts in public as playboy models slowly strip off.
The last man to not be pumping fist is the winner.
Hosted by Hugh Grant