stupidest reason for being up at 5.30am on a sunday

[Normal Rob]

i'm defrosting the fridge.

can anybody beat that?

 

[fatboy]

My ex girlfriend just text me to ask me if I had a nice time shopping yesterday with no shoes on.

 

[bhaexpress]

I am talking to my fiancee in Georgia about buying a washing machine.

 

[sullyupthewing]

hangover, just chucked up.

 

[gonzo666]

i'm defrosting the fridge.

can anybody beat that?

i dont think i can top that

 

[bhaexpress]

The things people will do just to try to be cool eh ?

 

[bigc]

whats your fiancee doing in georgia?

 

[bhaexpress]

She lives there, she's American.

 

[Sorrel]

I got up at 5:30 this morning and went for a 15 mile walk.

 

[Trigger]

I actually woke up around 5 this morning, farted, rolled over and went back to sleep til 9.

 

[berkshire seagull]

My excuse would probably be the adult channel
Even though its soft crap grrrrr!

 

[Lush]

Waking up a lot at 5am at the moment. The sun is blazing through the shutters, the windows are open and the birds seem to have turned the volume up on their tweets.

 

[Turkey]

I'll be up at 4.30 on Friday. Going to the Grand Prix at Silverstone!

 

[Wilts]

Best reason for being up at 5:30am on a sunday morning is due to still being out clubbing until 6am, and catching the final half-an-hour crescendo of the tunes. Then monging hard for about 3 or 4 days.

 

[Paddy B]

I was up that time this morning.....

I was wandering the streets of Hove through most of the early hours as I couldnt get in to my mates flat where I was supposed to be staying

He went home early last night and I came back at about 2.00 and the silly fucker wouldnt wake up despite loads of phone calls and costant ringing on the buzzer.

Eventually got him to let me in at about 5.00am

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I've got hardly any recollection of last night at all but my dad said he heard me kick the gate open and knock over a plant pot at 4AM, and I was singing to myself.

 

[berkshire seagull]

I've got hardly any recollection of last night at all but my dad said he heard me kick the gate open and knock over a plant pot at 4AM, and I was singing to myself.

Thats a sign of madness!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

My old man always said insanity was heriditary - you catch it from your kids

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

woke up at 5 this morning coz we have fecking dogs living opposite us and they stay out and night and bark constantly at 5 every morning

 

[The Biscuit]

I actually woke up around 5 this morning, farted, rolled over and went back to sleep til 9.

Ditto buddy!