Stupid Fixture List

[Bry Nylon]

Two of those against very good sides.
One tricky cup tie on a very heavy pitch.
All during the transfer window with players not knowing if they are staying or going to be sold.
Sale of Barnes.
Bridcutt sulking in the corner.
All that travel and hotels.
Crofts out injured.
New players straight in for their debuts.
All very valid reasons for sub standard performance.

I've read better poems, to be honest.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

I've read better poems, to be honest.

Its more of an ode, if you say it with a Pam Ayres accent it improves.