Stupid BITCH at the Jacko trial

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Everest

Me
Jul 5, 2003
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Southwick
e77 said:
I was in London on Saturday and saw an Arsenal fan wearing a 'Michael is innocent' badge.

Bet he got a hard time in the Clock End !
Don't you mean COCK end?
 


The whole point of a trial is to attempt to prove innocence or guilt.
The purpose of a conviction is to decide that and tell the perp. that the actions were wrong and illegal.
Sentancing is to show the perpetrator the results due to pay for their wrongdoings.

The public can think whatever they like, he'll get California justice, and after the payoff he did last time, it's long overdue for Mr Jackson and his old-man on pre-teenage kicks all through the night.

Dodgy character, clearly, and a poor grip on reality is what he too seems to have.
 


Yorkie said:
Talking of stupid women I cannot believe the one who has been writing to the Yorkshire Ripper and wants to marry him :eek:

There are always bints who are willing to throw themselves at violent and notorious criminals. Perhaps they love what they fear, and that gives them weird pleasure.

Actually, I think all you bints have some weird and kinky pleasures, and that blokes who are prepared to exercise as many, or more perversions on a bird get most respect.
 






Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
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NMH said:
Actually, I think all you bints have some weird and kinky pleasures, and that blokes who are prepared to exercise as many, or more perversions on a bird get most respect.
Spot on.
I wore THIS the other night...

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and galloped round the bedroom in it, whilst the missus laid naked on the bed. Then I made the ostrich eat Trill from her belly button.
She f***ing LOVED it.
 
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Everest

Me
Jul 5, 2003
20,741
Southwick
You had an ostrich AND a bloke on?

Saucy bloody bar steward!
 
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Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,800
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Ostrich sex - its the new anal. Give it a year and EVERYONE will be at it.
 




Everest

Me
Jul 5, 2003
20,741
Southwick
It'll have to be a fresh one. I'm not using one soiled by you!
 




Lord Cornwallis

Dust my pants
Jul 9, 2003
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Across the pond
I will never look at Basil Brush the same way again either :(
 




Yorkie

Sussex born and bred
Jul 5, 2003
32,367
dahn sarf
Easy 10 said:
Spot on.
I wore THIS the other night...

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and galloped round the bedroom in it, whilst the missus laid naked on the bed. Then I made the ostrich eat Trill from her belly button.
.

Easy, I nearly spat my cereal all over the keyboard :lolol: :lolol: :lolol:
 


Dick Knights Mumm

Take me Home Falmer Road
Jul 5, 2003
19,736
Hither and Thither
Easy 10 said:
Spot on.
I wore THIS the other night...

fd-emu-runaround.jpg


and galloped round the bedroom in it, whilst the missus laid naked on the bed. Then I made the ostrich eat Trill from her belly button.
She f***ing LOVED it.

Easy - you are the man. There are many pretenders to the throne but you are King of NSC.
 


Lady Whistledown

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Jul 7, 2003
48,650
Someone warn Bernie Clifton to stay away from Easy's house....

I'm interested in what all these Michael Jackson fans are going to do once the trial's over and they have to go and find jobs again. It's going to sound pretty odd anyway, but imagine he's found guilty.

"Thank you for applying for this job at Barnardo's, Ms Smithers, I'm just looking through your CV now, and I see you haven't worked for 8 months. What were you doing during that period?"

"Well, I quit my job in the UK to go and camp outside a courthouse in California for 6 months, waving a placard stating 'MJ loves children' with 5,000 other similarly deluded individuals while singing 'Heal The World' by candlelight, all in support of the world's most famous child sex offender".

"Mmmmm, right, I, er, think that will be all Ms Smithers, we'll let you know".
 




Barnet Seagull

Luxury Player
Jul 14, 2003
6,044
Falmer, soon...
Easy 10 said:
Spot on.
I wore THIS the other night...

fd-emu-runaround.jpg


and galloped round the bedroom in it, whilst the missus laid naked on the bed. Then I made the ostrich eat Trill from her belly button.
She f***ing LOVED it.


That guy's got a really weird leg. ???
 
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Easy 10 said:
Spot on.
I wore THIS the other night...

fd-emu-runaround.jpg


and galloped round the bedroom in it, whilst the missus laid naked on the bed. Then I made the ostrich eat Trill from her belly button.
She f***ing LOVED it.

I couldn't stop laughing in the office when I read this thread. To then try and explain to my colleagues why I was laughing out loud... people are looking at me in a very odd way.
 




teaboy

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
1,840
My house
Yorkie said:
On the local news a woman from Canterbury has flown out as well.

Is there ANY way we can hijack the publicity these nutters are getting? Can we get a couple of WE WANT FALMER / SAY YES TO FALMER banners out there? Could make an interesting side-story on Sky news!
 




Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,800
Location Location
teaboy said:
Is there ANY way we can hijack the publicity these nutters are getting? Can we get a couple of WE WANT FALMER / SAY YES TO FALMER banners out there? Could make an interesting side-story on Sky news!
How about a nice big banner saying "M J SAYS LISTEN TO THE PEOPLE MR PRESCOTT - OR THE KIDDIES GET FIDDLED"
 


Pavilionaire

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
31,696
Or "Where's our stadium? Shamone you, Mr. Prescott!"
 


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