Stupid arguments in the house

[Franks Wild Years]

I had a housemate (still a great friend) who would rather wipe his arse with the glossy Weekend magazine than part cash for loo roll. Drove me mad.

Especially if you were trying to read it at the same time.

 

[Barham's tash]

My wife is Italian and a mad football fan, and in the 94 World cup final I laughed when Baggio missed his penalty to lose the WC final. Never really forgiven me so not really looking forward to first England match in this years WC.

Surely she got her own back when they beat us on Pens at the last Euros?

 

[SouthCoastOwl]

France 1998. Just as the Final is about to kick off I told a Brazilian friend I wanted France to win, she flounced out of the pub and I haven't spoken to her since.

 

[TheJasperCo]

I get on well with all my housemates. The worst "dispute" we had was one of them keeping me awake late at night because he had his sister / cousin / friend round to stay for half term.

Another petty disagreement was when a second housemate of mine, accused me of breaking his mug - shaped like the Tardis. I didn't break it, honest!

 

[Rogero]

I often sit down for a wee, as I tend to leave it until it's nearly too late and it can take a while to finish, so sitting downs is much more comfortable.

I sit at night to save turning the light on. I told my mate and he tried it and fell asleep!