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!! STREAKER STOPS INQUIRY. From BBC..



Biscuit

Native Creative
Jul 8, 2003
22,241
Brighton
From BBC

It took the appearance of a streaker to blow Lewes District Councils Mr. White into frenzy today.

The 40 year olds intervention came as Brighton & Hove Albion’s legal team were taking the proceedings by the scruff of the neck.

Mr Brier was giving further assessment on the other 'alternative' sites when a loud shriek filled the Town Hall.

A naked visitor had climbed over the rail from the public gallery and made a run for a shocked Mr brier. In the melay that followed four security guards and a Hove resident 'for over sixty years' wrestled the offender to the ground. Proceedings were adjourned, while Brier, 47, spoke to assembled journalists.

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"A rather large man with no clothes on seem to disrupt the whole proceedings. I have a young sectary who’s probably never seen a naked man before so these things really put a downer on proceedings.

"We can't use these things as excuses but that really did knock us for six!"

The streaker was later arrested and identified as a Mr Gordon Bennett of Falmer Village. Friends say he was so worked up by the whole thing he had no other option. He did what any Falmer resident would do in the same situation.. Run around naked screaming blue murder!"

Mr White went "into a frenzy" at the incident stating "Our case is thin enough without idiots like that making us look any worse!"

Just as things were calming down, a bored Martin Perry flicked what appeared to be a piece of blue-tack, in the shape of stadium, at Mr White striking him square between the eyes.

The two then wrestled on the floor while shocked bystanders simply stood and stared. Mr White had caught Mr Perry in a full nelson and was about to go for the three count when Brighton chairman Dick Knight jumped of the second tier of the public gallery landing a vicious elbow drop on the bemused nimby.
 
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Bob!

Coffee Buyer
Jul 5, 2003
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Biscuit said:


" I have a young secretary who’s probably never seen a naked man before

Is this the cute one that everyone was talking about this week?
 


Biscuit

Native Creative
Jul 8, 2003
22,241
Brighton
Re: Re: !! STREAKER STOPS INQUIRY. From BBC..

BHA links said:
Is this the cute one that everyone was talking about this week?

Indeed.

I even added her in the picture! See the blonde on the left!
 














Gritt23

New member
Jul 7, 2003
14,902
Meopham, Kent.
Just how young must his secretary be NOT to have seen a naked man before?
 












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