Stop your son from becoming a gayer!

[Wozza]

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0704/homoprevention.html

 

[Gwylan]

Excellent.

"Your child must be taught that men who wear colored underwear or undergarments that are cut within one inch of the outer periphery of their pubic region or the trough of the valley between the cheeks of their bottom are either European or Homosexual – and in America there is no difference between the two"

Ain't that the truth?

 

[Hiney]

This is from their 'Early Child Development Homo Prevention tips'

Amazing!!

4. A boy must not be allowed to watch cartoons of any kind. He should spend Saturday mornings sitting quietly by his Father's side (with a respectful 3" between the male bodies), watching sports that don't involved male leotards. He must watch Football, Basketball, Baseball and Boxing. Soccer is not a sport for civilized people and often results in alarmingly long, uncut penises escaping from very alluring satin shorts. Soccer appeals only to poor, uneducated halflings from underdeveloped countries where the women grow mustaches twice as fast as the men. Make your child aware of this. When there are no sports on TV, take your boy out in the backyard and throw the football or play catch with a very hard baseball. Under no circumstances: wrestle in shorts, especially if your son is strapping, handsome and sporting a noticeably turgid crotch.

 

[Safeway]

Wozza, seriously, do you do ANYTHING all day other than surf the 'net for weird and wonderful things for the enjoyment of NSC folk?

 

[Hiney]

Wozza, seriously, do you do ANYTHING all day other than surf the 'net for weird and wonderful things for the enjoyment of NSC folk?

Long may he continue

 

[Safeway]

Definitely. Seems to keep him out of trouble with other posters, as well.

 

[Set of Tracksuits]

brilliant!!

 

[Hiney]

This stuff is absolutely priceless

Finding Nemo incorporates an exaggerated use of unnecessarily bright colors, and hues (especially pink and yellow). As True Christians™, we know that these colors are like a trail of poop leading right up to the rabbit hole of homosexuality. Do they take us for fools? I've been to the fishing hole before, my friends - and I've never had a tug on my line from any orange or yellow striped demon possessed looking fish. Everyone knows that fish are green! Every time I see a commercial for this movie, it makes me want to scream and smack my giggling little grandson in the head! And it wouldn't be my fault if I did smack him! It's them damned homos who forced me to do it! Praise the sweet name of Jesus!"

 

[Northstander]

THAT IS THE BEST THING I HAVE READ IN DONKEES!!!!

 

[US Seagull]

That whole site is hilarious. Only because it's so close to being a real christian website.

 

[Gwylan]

That whole site is hilarious. Only because it's so close to being a real christian website.

You mean it's not?

 

[US Seagull]

You mean it's not?

I wasn't sure myself until I checked out their shop

And then there's this (emphasis mine):

We are a Bible believing, Fundamentalist, Independent Baptist Church. We are 157,000 members strong. Our Church Campus is located in Freehold, Iowa and rests on 35 acres of some of the most beautiful country you'd ever care to set your eyes upon. Our church holds 28 paid pastors, 131 paid deacons, 412 full time staff members, LCA (Landover Christian Academy), LCU (Landover Christian University), 11 fully equipped chapels, Four 2,000 seat sanctuaries, Three 5,000 seat main sanctuaries, the world's largest Christian Mall, a Christian Amusement Park (Landover Bible Theme Park and Red Sea World), A PGA 18 Hole Golf Course, 3 Fitness Centers, 4 Olympic sized swimming pools, Landover Village, Landover Towers, Landover Retirement Community, Center For 2 Churches On Every City Block Foundation, Leviticus Landing (An Exclusive Gated Executive Christian Community for Platinum Tithers™), Exodus Acres (Gold Tithers' Gated Community), *27 Developments, Landover All Purpose Multi-Temple, Spa and Resort Center, Fire Department, 100,000 seat amphitheater, 12 Television studios, 2 radio stations, A Christian Circus Camp, Retreat Center for Republican Candidates, 3 Corporate Christian Office Parks, hot springs, 8 cemeteries, and 243 fully certified Christian police officers.

 

[Hiney]

Are you saying those stickers are not the products of a legitimate church?

What is the world coming to?


best laugh i've had in ages