Steve Coppell's impossibly high shorts

[Lady Whistledown]

Did anyone notice Coppell's Simon Cowell-like outfit when he emerged for the second half against Luton?

I didn't think it was humanly possible to pull shorts that high, particularly with your shirt tucked in as well, but there you go.

Be a fashion leader, not a follower, eh Steve?

 

[Trigger]

I'm sorry, i laughed so much, i know i shouldn't have... Fantastic manager but But Stevie sort ya shorts out!!!

http://albionalbum.co.uk/vbulletin/upload/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3838

 

[Gritt23]

.... and what about those socks.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

And you really should be wearing a thong with shorts that tight/high, otherwise you get terrible Visible Panty Line.

 

[Soton Seagull]

Maybe he concerntrates so hard on tactics, he has no time for fashion issues!

 

[The Large One]

Spoke to Andy Rollings walking home after the game. He reckoned it was to hide his money belt.

 

[More Palace in Sussex tha]

Stevie Coppell is still a God though that's one thing Palace and Brighton fans agree on

 

[Marc]

he looks like a lost orphan boy or something "please sir...can I have some more!" sorta thing

 

[REDLAND]

Stevie Coppell is still a God though I for one would love to play with his chocolate starfish

Please is there any need for this

 

[Easy 10]

A mate of mine who posts on here occasioanally (oh bollocks, its BHA Bloke, OK ?), also wears a pair of shorts right up his crack. We've been saying for years, he's got womens hips. Shorts just never look right on him, and we always take the piss when we're abroad.

I cannot imagine the embarrassment a person must feel if their shorts don't hang right. I like to think my toned calves and masculine thighs do great credit to a pair of Albion shorts. Coppel and BHA Bloke - I'm sure there is help if you just ASK for it.