Stand back Superman,

[Italiaseagull]

Iceman, Spiderman, Batman Robin too,
Don't wanna cause a ruckus with B A Barracus have I got a match for you,
She makes them look like a bunch of fairies, got more bottle than united dairies,
Hang about, look out for supergran.

You can stick your heroes, your Robert De Niro's, Al Pacino too,
Lex Galone's just another phoney, couldn't lace her shoes,
After her they're all big girls' blouses, got more front than a row of houses,
Hang about, look out for Supergran.
Sup-Sup Supergran,
She's a serious granny,
Sup-sup Supergran,
a serious granny, she'll do the things that you never saw your granny do ...
is there nothing that she cannot do?

On your bike Wonderwoman, lets just say you had it coming, this one is for real,
Charlies angels pack it in before it gets embarrasing, this lady's solid steel,
She comes on strong like a Bengal lancer, she makes you all look like a bunch of chancers,
Hang about, look out for Supergran.
Sup-sup Supergran,
Hang about, look out for Supergran.
Sup-sup Supergran,
Sup-sup Supergran,
Sup-sup Supergran, To end.

 

[watsongooal]

She loves her porridge

 

[Artois]

She loves the Palace

 

[Stumpy Tim]

I've heard she sleeps around.
Slag

 

[tinx]

Supergran was class.

 

[Sussex on Leith]

She comes on strong like a Bengal lancer, she makes you all look like a bunch of chancers

Superb. I've still got the 7-inch in my flat - was listening to it last night in fact, followed by I've Never Met A Nice South African...ah, the golden age of novelty pop...

 

[Italiaseagull]

I've heard she sleeps around.
Slag