Stag Stitch-Up.....Idea's needed

[Reading Seagull]

Heading off to Barca on a mates Stag Do in a few weeks and the best man has asked everyone for a stitch-up idea....Where better to come than NSC...

Answers on a postcard please...

 

[The Original]

Mankini for the outbound journey, for starters...

 

[Sompting_Seagull]

anything to do with Real or Jose Maurinho, shirt and mask? that will get locals on his side....

 

[Martinf]

Get him drunk, put a Real Madrid shirt on him and a sign round his neck which says "Barca Cerdos" and then send him off into the night.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Order shots of tequila but make sure that only one is tequila and the rest of your mates have water then watch the fun after a few!

 

[Rookie]

Get him walking round the streets selling condoms or offering to clean peoples shoes for free

 

[ATFC Seagull]

Get him drunk, put a Real Madrid shirt on him and a sign round his neck which says "Barca Cerdos" and then send him off into the night.

Idea stolen for a different stag do!

 

[dannyboy]

handcuff him to a tramp then f*** off to the pub for an hour

 

[surrey jim]

Idea stolen for a different stag do!