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Stag dares & challenges



Keeny01

Member
Sep 24, 2008
33
Thanks for your help guys. Some good suggestions - particularly liked the 'tell em' game idea as that could have pretty funny consequences. Got the following dares/challenges so far - some are pretty tame but like I said, we're not 18 anymore!

Dare. Challenge a random to a dance-off.
Dare. Order an Archers & Lemonade in a camp voice.
Dare. Get a girl to sign your buttocks.
Dare. Eat 3 pickled eggs from a local Kebaby/Chippy.
Dare. Obtain and wear a bra.
Dare. Get a photo of you and a police woman holding a truncheon.
Dare. Go up to a girl and tell her “You have beautiful eyes like glimmering Norwegian fjords of fresh spawning salmon”.
Dare. Go to the nearest Chemist/News Agents and ask for extra small condoms.
Dare. Pull your boxers up over the top of your jeans/shorts and tuck your shirt into them. Keep them there for 30 minutes.
Dare. Take 5 clothes pegs (provided by bestman) and ‘tag’ the 5 ugliest birds in the room/area without them noticing. Getting caught will result in a punishment of necking a pint of beer/cider.
Dare. Drink a Monkey Brain (Martini & Baileys).
Dare. Neck a shot of the best mans choice of spirit.
Dare. Get a waitresses/bar girls number. Failure = Necking a beer.
Dare. Seduce a woman older than your mother.
Dare. Buy a gay porno mag.
Dare. Do 15 press-ups exactly where you are.
Dare. Go to the nearest ‘business’ (shop/bar etc) and ask for a job.
Dare. Stand up on a bench/chair and in a panicky voice scream: “FLOOOOOD!!”
Dare. Dance by yourself on a dance floor/in the middle of the street for 2 minutes.
Dare. Phone bride-to-be and tell her that the wedding is off on account of you and groom having a drunken gay-up and groom discovering he’s a raving homo.
Dare. Hug a stranger and say “Oh my God, it’s been so long – how the hell are you??!!” etc...
Dare. Find a girl willing to receive a motorboat and give her one.
Dare. Ask a random if you have a wedgie and ask if they'd pull it out for you.
Dare. Tell a random girl who looks nothing like a particular celebrity that they look like that celebrity. Call them by that name for the rest of the night/conversation.
Dare. Sit down next to a busker and sing along with them.
Dare. While standing at the bar ask a random where the bar is.
Dare. Eat a Cornish Pasty in less than 90 seconds.
Dare. Tell a random that you’re participating in an art class and that you want to draw their portrait. Look really serious while drawing. Draw a stick figure.
Dare. Get your nipple licked by a member of the public.

What do you reckon? Any other suggestions??
 








Albalbion

Well-known member
Feb 24, 2009
1,242
Kingston
get a round in, take ur pint to the toilet, where you then take out the mars bar youve had in ur pocket all day, roll it into the shape of a turd and put it in said pint. go to table and tell the best man he has to drink at least some of the pint, have him held down if need be, and force him to drink, watch him squirm/cry/spew. then once hes had some, take out the mars bar and proceed to take a bite, before you show everyone the wrapper :D
 


Hatterlovesbrighton

something clever
Jul 28, 2003
4,543
Not Luton! Thank God
get a round in, take ur pint to the toilet, where you then take out the mars bar youve had in ur pocket all day, roll it into the shape of a turd and put it in said pint. go to table and tell the best man he has to drink at least some of the pint, have him held down if need be, and force him to drink, watch him squirm/cry/spew. then once hes had some, take out the mars bar and proceed to take a bite, before you show everyone the wrapper :D

Malt Loaf makes better fake turds IMHO, but good gag nonetheless.
 






have a few beers, crack a few jokes with your fellow man, have a bit of male time and talk to each other about football, women and what you'd do if the sea was made of lager etc. Would this experience be enhanced by the wearing of a pink cowboy hat? who knows, it's up to you
 


questier

New member
Apr 16, 2006
598
Cambridgeshire/Liverpool
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Is this the funniest bachelor stunt ever? - Sunderland Echo
 




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