Sorry about Friday afternoon.

[Digweeds Trousers]

Sorry if I clogged up the board with postings of drivel and rubbish.

have not seen the boss this morning and everyone is avoiding talking to me in the office.

Apparently I stood up on the desk singing: 'Stand up if you hate HR, stand up if you hate HR.'

I then turned on one of the PA's who lives near Falmer singing 'Nimby w**ker'.

Followed it up with my piece de resistance:

Lets all have a disco, fell into the potted rubber plants in the main reception and was then taken out by security where I was sent home.

Got the withdean having had antoher couple of beers on the train, just after half-time, to find that they would not let me in as I was staggering all over the place.

Did not even argue, just turned around went down the hill, cabbed into Brighton, more beer, and then thought I should go to my friends work do ...............................in London.

Got back on the train, went to London, lost my phone, wallet, keys, had no idea where the party was so turned round and went back to T. Wells.

Home about 12.30 - 1Am.

Spent - 200 quid.

Felt - like an absolute arse.

Football watched - none.

People upset - 43.

Chance of getting sacked - high.

Happy Christmas.

Diggers.

 

[Marc]

Quality

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Good work fella.

This is the sort of anarchistic behaviour Rob Roy is demanding on the Attila thread.

Perhaps Digweed's Trousers should be Tom Hark, Preston Park's new hero.

 

[Easy 10]

Some extraordinairy decision making there Diggers...it seems at NO POINT did you stop and think "hang on, maybe this isn't such a good idea..."

Marvellous.

 

[caz99]

 

[3gulls]

Happy Christmas mate. We have all done it, or something similar!

 

[maffew]

quality

'Stand up if you hate HR, stand up if you hate HR.'

 

[e77]

Fantastic effort !

 

[Bad Ash]

What did poor old HR do to deserve that?

My xmas do was pretty low key skittles night. Thankfully I managed to control myself (well some of my language turned a a little 'colourful') drinking whay more than my fair share of the bar tab. It was when I left and met my mates in town that it all went pear-shaped.

Did some sick in the morning and went into work!

 

[shingle]

Absolute Class

 

[Bozza]

Had no idea what you were going on about but found the original and GOLDed it:

http://www.northstandchat.biz/showthread.php?s=&threadid=42216

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

This gets worse every time I read it back.

I really was in the office shouting Bras panties quims and arse, to the tune of Heads Shoulders Knees and toes.

And the bloody hell is Steve Ister??

 

[Yoda]

That drivel you posted was quality posting.

I missed the 'Bras panties quims and arse'.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Digweed I have been there it will all blow over ..............soonish
you didn't try and grope or snog anyone you didn't damage any company property ......................did you?

They can't expect to ply you with booze and then for you to come back and get on with work or behave normally send an addressed to all email apologizing and buy some cakes for your dept if it is not too big ................ in a few months this will be a legendry tale in the pub after work.

 

[Marc]

Had no idea what you were going on about but found the original and GOLDed it:

http://www.northstandchat.biz/showthread.php?s=&threadid=42216

hahaha brilliant stuff Diggers

 

[CHAPPERS]

This is bloody brilliant...

''Steve Foster my Lord, steve Foster,

Steve Poster my Lorsd.

Steve Ister,

Steve Ioster My Lord,

StecePster Oh gord, Dteve Psoeter''

Look how the spelling deteriorates!

 

[London Irish]

Ah, the real spirit of Christmas

 

[Old Goat]

Marvellous behaviour

dont be ashamed Diggers - your friday thread is quality pissed up nonsense

just hope you dont get the sack

 

[maffew]

hahahahah

"I.ve told HR what I think of their pinko rubbish approach to life.

I've told mt immediate boss who is a Pompey fan who thinks that the nd of the world is nigh, that he is blind inept waste of space who has no concept of real life, and I'm just off, having spotted pay-roll who have f***ed me over twice in the last 5 months."

 

[Stinky Kat]

Well done mate, I got to hastings pier at 11.00pm and pissed off 500 people at a Blues Brothers concert by singing Brighton and Hove Albion Away away away and claiming to have woin the raffle 12 times. Then I threw up in my mates flat and took 4 hours to walk 2 miles.

All because of Akinbye - he owes Soul expess fans big time