Sonia Jackson, would you?

NMH · Aug 14, 2003

At least you wouldn't have to lavish flowers and 100quid dinner on her - she'd be happy with swill and a hose-down afterwards.

Stumpy Tim · Aug 14, 2003

She looks like she fell down the ugly tree, hit every tree, and then ate the tree

NMH · Aug 14, 2003

Stumpy Tim said:
She looks like she fell down the ugly tree, hit every tree, and then ate the tree

I almost spurted my cuppa ..... and I finished it hours ago!

hilarious :lolol:

Reading Posh · Aug 14, 2003

She ain't Miss World but at least fat ugly birds say thank you!

I'm delighted to say; I wouldn't know :clap2:

jeremy beadles hand · Aug 14, 2003

GOOD THREAD!
PROBABLY WOULD :smokin:

tinx · Aug 14, 2003

A simple No f***ing way

BUTTERBALL · Aug 14, 2003

CHAPPERS · Aug 14, 2003

f*** no, i wouldn't touch it with any of yours.

Artois · Aug 14, 2003

I am really concerned by the number of 'Yes, Yum Yum' answers :glare:

Barnet Seagull · Aug 14, 2003

Double points for a celebrity, so definitely a go-er.

I think you'd have to go for the extra 10 (5 x 2) too.

Imagine the scandal.

ripper · Aug 14, 2003

Would prefer Zoe Slater

Maybe Sonia if she paid me

Exiled in Exeter · Aug 15, 2003

Certain no.

Steve in Oz · Aug 15, 2003

If ugliness was a crime She,d be doing life :nono:

MRRF 10 · Aug 16, 2003

Steve in Oz said:
If ugliness was a crime She,d be doing life

If she saw the queen she would be done for treason, one look and youre dead.

GUNTER · Aug 16, 2003

Shes on a par with Jade Goody. No thanks. :shootself

Muzzman · Aug 16, 2003

No, but thank you for asking.