Mr Bridger
Sound of the suburbs
Oh my god!
Kaiser chiefs?
Oh my god!
I was happy in the haze of the transfer window
but heaven knows I'm miserable now
we were looking for a keeper, and then we found a keeper
and heaven knows we're bedwetting now
In my club
why do I give valuable time
to players who I don't care if they sign or don't sign
Two players entwined pass us by
and heaven knows I'm miserable now
I was looking for a striker , and then I found a striker
and heaven knows I'm bedwetting now
In my Club
why do I give valuable time
to players who sign or don't sign
What we paid for them at the end of the day
Ulloa would have blushed
"You've been the championship too long" he said
and he naturally fled
In my life
why do I smile
at players who I'd much rather kick in the eye
I was happy in the haze of a transfer window
but heaven knows I'm miserable now
"We've been the championship too long" we say
and we are naturally fed up
In my life
why do I give valuable time
to players who I don't care if we sign or don't sign
Could this be the Rolf Harris comeback CDTo the tune of Waltzing Matilda
Brighton Hove albion Waltzing Matilda,
Brighton Hove albion Waltzing Matilda
We’re Brighton Hove albion down by the sea You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda with me
We have Bloom, we have Barber, that Hyypia and a bloke called Burke And he sang as he stowed that jumbuck in his tucker-bag
We’re premiership ready or so they tell me You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda with me
premiership ready Waltzing Matilda,
premiership ready Waltzing Matilda,
We’re premiership ready despite FFP You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda with me
We’ve a stadium, a shop but we’ve gone and lost the parking lot
Still we’ve Harveys by the quart so that’s all right by me
Brighton Hove Albion
Brighton Hove Albion
We’re Brighton Hove Albion down by the sea
etc etc Inspired by the Pogues, so blame them!!
we've hit the roof
we've hit the roof
poyet was right
we've hit the roof
I await the thumbs down