Song title typos...

[Spider]

Just Lick a Woman - Bob Dylan

 

[Tom Bombadil]

Dancing Queer

 

[NMH]

A song about San Francisco;

Sitting On A Cock of A Gay

 

[pasty]

I wanna hold your wand - The Beatles

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Slaying with knives - Bizarre Inc.
Chimp - Orbital
Lets get ready to Crumble - Pj and Duncan

 

[Nottseagull]

Mulligan's Tyres - Paul McCartney + that pipe band (paid about £200 each, I think!)

 

[Trufflehound]

When I Kneed You - Leo Sayer






(or When I Weed You... or When I Peed You...)