albertosmudge
New member
- Sep 27, 2023
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Lyrics
(To tune of Chelsea, wherever we may be)
Todd Boehly
Please stop calling me
With your big cheque book. But without a scooby
You want to buy a player from our academy
Well he’ll cost 100 m but we got him on a free
Second verse
Todd Boehly
Please stop calling me
With your big cheque book, but without a scooby
Do you need him for your fat squad to boost your vanity
You’ll turn him into to sh£t contracted for eternity
(Paul Barber voice message recorded to the tune ‘Chelsea wherever we may be’ tune)
(To tune of Chelsea, wherever we may be)
Todd Boehly
Please stop calling me
With your big cheque book. But without a scooby
You want to buy a player from our academy
Well he’ll cost 100 m but we got him on a free
Second verse
Todd Boehly
Please stop calling me
With your big cheque book, but without a scooby
Do you need him for your fat squad to boost your vanity
You’ll turn him into to sh£t contracted for eternity
(Paul Barber voice message recorded to the tune ‘Chelsea wherever we may be’ tune)