Song for Orlandi based on new chart number one

[The Sock of Poskett]

Yes, I know Robbie Williams' number 1 Candy is so catchy we'll probably get sick of it very quickly, and the NSC song police will shoot me down in flames, but it's really a gift for our Spanish flairmeister:

Hey ho here he goes
He makes defenders look too slow
He plays a killer pass you know
He's Andrea Orlandi

(repeat 'til bored)

 

[Badger]

I'm not sure too many people on NSC will have a clue what the number one song sounds like, I know I don't.

 

[Bold Seagull]

I would have to look this one up, as I've not heard it either...

 

[Everest]

I hear it every hour in the mornings.
That's what happens when the schoolkids like listening to Heart.

 

[StillHateBellotti]

Won't shoot you down for that one, it's actually catchy all be it a little annoying!

 

[Albion Dan]

He plays a killer pass you know?

Whilst I dont know the tune and it maybe great you will need to come up with a far less infantile line than that for this to stand any chance.

 

[The Sock of Poskett]

He plays a killer pass you know?

Whilst I dont know the tune and it maybe great you will need to come up with a far less infantile line than that for this to stand any chance.

Your lyrical improvements are eagerly awaited. Let's face it, most football chants tend towards the "infantile" ...

 

[Pavilionaire]

"Hey, ho, here he goes
He shoots a little too high or a little too low
Teamwise, he's the worst dago
And he sure ain't no Vicente".

That's actually NOT my opinion but it fits the tune pretty well. I hope he starts vs Posh.

 

[KJP]

A tune to Oh Mandy would be better

 

[The Sock of Poskett]

"Hey, ho, here he goes
He shoots a little too high or a little too low
Teamwise, he's the worst dago
And he sure ain't no Vincente".

That's actually NOT my opinion but it fits the tune pretty well. I hoep he starts vs Posh.

Haha, like the second line
Would like to work something in about his dead ball skills, but there aren't too many words to play with ...

Who's Vincente?

 

[The Sock of Poskett]

A tune to Oh Mandy would be better

Yup, that's usable - off you go then ...

 

[Albion Dan]

Your lyrical improvements are eagerly awaited. Let's face it, most football chants tend towards the "infantile" ...

I'm just stating a fact. That lyric is rubbish and it won't catch on unless improved.

 

[Pavilionaire]

"Oh, Landi
You came and you took
Without giving
Then your contract expired
Oh, Landi"...

 

[Ernest]

Has anyone ever sung one of these songs at a match ?

 

[Hillian1]

Has anyone ever sung one of these songs at a match ?

I did once try and get the little ditty written by Edna about Pompey going once, people just stared at me so I sat down and sulked.

 

[Withdean11]

Yes, I know Robbie Williams' number 1 Candy is so catchy we'll probably get sick of it very quickly, and the NSC song police will shoot me down in flames, but it's really a gift for our Spanish flairmeister:

Hey ho here he goes
He makes defenders look too slow
He plays a killer pass you know
He's Andrea Orlandi

(repeat 'til bored)

Hey ho, here he goes,
Never a little too high, or a little too low,
Apart from when he shoots at goal,
And he's Andrea Orlandi

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

I'm just stating a fact. That lyric is rubbish and it won't catch on unless improved.

So.....the guy made a suggestion and you criticized it, surprise. Do you ever have anything constructive to add?

Edit. I do agree it's not the greatest lyric in the world though.

 

[The Kid Frankie]

I would love to hear someone attempt to sing one of these ridiculous songs that pop up on here from time to time. I think you would get less of a reaction if you loudly announced that you are a kiddy toucher.

I'm embareased to be an Albion fan sometimes with suggestions like these. I can only hope the op isn't over the age of 13.

 

[saafend_seagull]

Ole ole ole orlandi...

Vicente can be 'who r ya, who r ya?'

 

[detsknil]

A tune to Oh Mandy would be better

Orlandi, he can pass, he can shoot, he can score
Orlandi, your crosses deliver much more
Andrea Orlandi

Short, sweet, simple & to the right tune?