Song for Knockaert – The Marseillaise!

[Charlies Shinpad]

The old Gary Hart song will fit Knockaert quite easily

 

[Moshe Gariani]

The old Gary Hart song will fit Knockaert quite easily

Oh Anthony Knockaert...! Anthony, Anthony Knockaert. Anthony, Anthony Knockaert. Anthony, Anthony Knockaert. Anthony, Anthony Knockaert. ...??

 

[Titanic]

Oh Anthony Knockaert...! Anthony, Anthony Knockaert. Anthony, Anthony Knockaert. Anthony, Anthony Knockaert. Anthony, Anthony Knockaert. ...??

Oh Tony Knockaert...! Tony, Tony Knockaert.Tony, Tony Knockaert. Tony, Tony Knockaert. Tony, Tony Knockaert. ...??

 

[Charlies Shinpad]

Oh Anthony Knockaert...! Anthony, Anthony Knockaert. Anthony, Anthony Knockaert. Anthony, Anthony Knockaert. Anthony, Anthony Knockaert. ...??

Posh spice is a slapper etc etc

 

[Titanic]

Posh spice is a slapper etc etc

Indeed... but how do you fit 'Anthony Knockhaert' into the 'Gary Hart' bit of the chorus?

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Indeed... but how do you fit 'Anthony Knockhaert' into the 'Gary Hart' bit of the chorus?

Posh Spice is a slapper, Her best friend was Mel C, And when she's shagging Beckham, She thinks of Anthony ... ?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Indeed... but how do you fit 'Anthony Knockhaert' into the 'Gary Hart' bit of the chorus?

Posh Spice is a slapper
She really is a tart
And when she's shagging Beckham
She's thinking of Knockaert

 

[Titanic]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She really is a tart
And when she's shagging Beckham
She's thinking of Knockaert

and the chorus??

 

[hans kraay fan club]

and the chorus??

We've got Knock-aert, We've got Ant on y Knock-aert...

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

Surely there's a wordsmith amongst us that could edit Candi Staton's Young Hearts into a Knockaert tune?

 

[Albumen]

The tannoy should just play this in their usual professional un-erratic way when he's on the ball.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3Fa4lOQfbA

Oh Anthony K'Knock- oh- aert!

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

And we need him now tonight
And we need him more than ever
And if we're in promotion fights
He'll be staying here forever

And he's always making things right
Cos he'll never be wrong
(#)Together we can make it to the end of the line
His skill is like a beacon lighting up all the time (we really need him tonight)

I don't know what is, he's like a player in the park
His talent is like matches giving of sparks

I really need him tonight
Forever gonna enjoy the sight
Forever gonna enjoy the sight.

Once upon a time we were falling in love
Then we were falling apart
But then we were saved, by the great Anthony Knockaert

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Once upon a time we were falling in love
And then were only falling apart
Nothing else to say
We're taking the piss with Knockaert

 

[Postman Pat]

He's got power
Fast as lightning
So skilful its frightening

Anthony
Knock knock knock
Knockeart baby
ooooo ooooo ooooo ooooo ooooo ooooo