[Albion] Song for Karou Mitoma (I need your help)

[Psychobilly freakout]

Oh yes he’s a deadly one, deadly one,
He makes Germans cry for fun,
Our, Our, Our Mitoma !

altered slightly

 

[Bold Seagull]

My my my Mitoma
Why why why Mitoma
So before you break through defences and score
Fogive them Mitoma, they just couldn't take anymore

 

[rool]

altered slightly

I was thinking more of the intro der der ders but yeah

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

-Crowded House-



Give him freedom within
Give him freedom without
Try to catch him then you may as well give up

There's a battle ahead
Many battles are lost
But you'll never see the next round if you play for Germany

… Hey now, hey now
Karou Mitoma
Hey now, hey now
He's better than
Beckham, Beckham
He's a football genius
We know they won't win

 

[Greg Bobkin]

Karou
Karou Karou
Karou Karou
Karou
Karou Mitoma

With apoligies to 2Unlimited, Kurt Nogan and pretty much everyone else

 

[marlowe]

Turning Japanese by the Vapors

I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

Karou Mitoma
We’re loving Karou Mitoma
We really think so

Repeat original and Mitoma lyrics…

Given that the original song is supposedly about masturbation it would actually work on two levels as it would perfectly describe the orgasmic joy we get watching him play while also serving as a reminder of his ethnicity.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Don't recall BZ ever having anything more elaborate than Za-MORA! Za-MORA!

Sometimes simple works best.

Altogether now...

Mi-TOMA! Mi-TOMA!

 

[jcdenton08]

Given that the original song is supposedly about masturbation it would actually work on two levels as it would perfectly describe the orgasmic joy we get watching him play while also serving as a reminder of his ethnicity.

• One of the more misinterpreted songs of all time, word was that "Turning Japanese" refers to the Asian facial features people get at the moment of climax during masturbation. In a VH1 True Spinspecial, they asked The Vapors about this song, and they explained that it is a love song about someone who lost their girlfriend and was going slowly crazy. Lead singer Dave Fenton said: "Turning Japanese is all the clichés about angst and youth and turning into something you didn't expect to." It was inspired by Fenton's relationship problems.

- https://www.songfacts.com/facts/the-vapors/turning-japanese

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

Don't recall BZ ever having anything more elaborate than Za-MORA! Za-MORA!

Sometimes simple works best.

Altogether now...

Mi-TOMA! Mi-TOMA!

What about that one that went to the tune of “when the moon hits your knees, and you mispronounce trees…Sycamore…”

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

What about that one that went to the tune of “when the moon hits your knees, and you mispronounce trees…Sycamore…”

Oh yeah, forgot about that one

 

[Stat Brother]

Someone's ahead of the game

 

[Zeberdi]

Mi-toma, Mi-toma,
Gonna bring it hom-a
Flying up the Left Wing
Mitoma’s gonna make us Sing
‘Mi-toma, Mi-toma
Gonna bring it hom-a!’

 

[Reagulls]

Ooh my little tricky one, tricky one,
When you gonna run down the line, Mitoma,
Ooh you make another run, another run,
stop it going over the line Mitoma

the tune of my Sharona by the Knack

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

He's Karou Mitoma
I know I know
He's serious
He's Karou Mitoma
I know I know
He's really serious

 

[Baldseagull]

Something I don't think we're very good at as a fan base is coming up with original songs to well-known tunes that haven't been used for football songs before . Freed from Desire was a great tune to put 'Will Grigg's on fire' to, but it's been done to death now. Last song I think we had to an original tune was Connor Gold(son), always believe in your soul etc. We also had a few trying to start Maupay I'm in Love (Friday I'm in Love), I think, but it never caught on unfortunately. However it shows we're capable at least.

And yes, I'm happy to admit that I haven't ever come up with a suggestion myself.

Bissouma's song was new, currently recycled for Mitoma

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

-Brian Adams-

Look into my eyes
You will see, what he means to me
He's full of heart, full of soul
He keeps it in and they scored a goal

He's Mitoma, and he's gonna score
He's Mitoma, he's worth dying for
You know it's true (you know it's true)
Everything I do
It's all for Karou

 

[Baldseagull]

• One of the more misinterpreted songs of all time, word was that "Turning Japanese" refers to the Asian facial features people get at the moment of climax during masturbation. In a VH1 True Spinspecial, they asked The Vapors about this song, and they explained that it is a love song about someone who lost their girlfriend and was going slowly crazy. Lead singer Dave Fenton said: "Turning Japanese is all the clichés about angst and youth and turning into something you didn't expect to." It was inspired by Fenton's relationship problems.

- https://www.songfacts.com/facts/the-vapors/turning-japanese

I heard Pearl Jam on a radio interview say they had named the band after a friends Gran who made nice Jam, complete bollocks of course, and is named similarly to the Loving Spoonful and 10cc, after male human ejaculate.

Turning Japanese is all about angst and youth and turning into an obsessive onanist, if I were him I might want to say it isn't about wanking, it's about his obsession, but part of that obsession is his constant wanking to her picture.

 

[Pavilionaire]

How about this, from Lola by the Kinks :

Tony Bloom came up and he said to me,

You’re the player that everyone wants to see,

Oh Mitoma!

Ma, ma, ma, Mitoma!

Ma, ma, ma, Mitoma!

Rinse and repeat.

"He swept past the full-back and he asked me to dance
Then cut inside, I almost came in my pants
Oh Mitoma!
Mi-mi-mi Mitoma
He beat Germany, and then he beat Spain
He runs down the wing, he's the Tokyo Train
Oh Mitoma!
Mi-mi-mi Mitoma"

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Give me a emmmmmmmm

 

[Greg Bobkin]

Posh Spice is a slapper
From here to Timbuktu
When she's shagging Beckham
She's dreaming of Karou