[Albion] Song for Ferguson

[Sea Cider]

I get the feeling we're going to be singing his name a lot this season! Maybe we could do better than the current one? This was suggested a while ago and I thought it scanned well!

We've got the Ferg
Evan Evan Ferg
Just don't think you understand
He only cost a grand
He's better than Haaland
We've got Evan Ferguson

 

[Sea Cider]

Ps before anyone says it, I've been blessed with a pathetic singing voice despite my best efforts, so won't be starting this myself

 

[Eeyore]

How much was his transfer fee ? I mean, if it was fifteen hundred quid that slightly scuppers things.

 

[Sea Cider]

How much was his transfer fee ? I mean, if it was fifteen hundred quid that slightly scuppers things.

Haha, couldn't find it. Will try to think of a striker that rhymes with quid

 

[RM-Taylor]

Good god no 🫣

Nothing wrong with his actual proper chant

 

[Questions]

I get the feeling we're going to be singing his name a lot this season! Maybe we could do better than the current one? This was suggested a while ago and I thought it scanned well!

We've got the Ferg
Evan Evan Ferg
Just don't think you understand
He only cost a grand
He's better than Haaland
We've got Evan Ferguson

Thanks for coming.
Next please

 

[Questions]

When Irish eyes are smiling
I’ve given you the first line and tune

 

[Publius Ovidius]

I am going to stick my neck out here and say that Ferguson is a better player even now than Murray.
he came on and they hadn’t a clue how to play him. That turn and to curl it against the post was genius

if that Ecuadorian( disrespectful?) who is desperate to leave us is worth £120m. How much is Ferguson worth?

absolute beast of a player.

 

[Nobby Cybergoat]

I am going to stick my neck out here and say that Ferguson is a better player even now than Murray.
he came on and they hadn’t a clue how to play him. That turn and to curl it against the post was genius

if that Ecuadorian( disrespectful?) who is desperate to leave us is worth £120m. How much is Ferguson worth?

absolute beast of a player.

At that age muzza was playing at some windswept northern outpost in division 9 wasn't he?

 

[Questions]

I am going to stick my neck out here and say that Ferguson is a better player even now than Murray.
he came on and they hadn’t a clue how to play him. That turn and to curl it against the post was genius

if that Ecuadorian( disrespectful?) who is desperate to leave us is worth £120m. How much is Ferguson worth?

absolute beast of a player.

I think Caceidos is the master in his position. Not sure Fergie is there yet

 

[Sue1983]

Good god no 🫣

Nothing wrong with his actual proper chant

What is his chant? I sit in the East Upper and can't hear it.

 

[Sea Cider]

I am going to stick my neck out here and say that Ferguson is a better player even now than Murray.
he came on and they hadn’t a clue how to play him. That turn and to curl it against the post was genius

if that Ecuadorian( disrespectful?) who is desperate to leave us is worth £120m. How much is Ferguson worth?

absolute beast of a player.

I just cannot believe he is 18. Got to be in with a decent shout of reaching Haaland / Mbappe levels at this rate!

 

[RM-Taylor]

What is his chant? I sit in the East Upper and can't hear it.

Skip forward to 18 minutes and 7 seconds on this video

 

[Sue1983]

Thank you.

 

[Napper]

Dah dah dah dah dah dah Evan Ferguson is more than good enough and everyone can join in

 

[The Rivet]

Evan, we're in Heaven,
The boy scores relentlessly!
Our special Heaven, that's our Evan!
He seems to score seamlessly..........
Evan! Evan, he's our Heaven (repeat a few times)
Evan! Evan! Evan!

.............perhaps I should get my coat.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I am going to stick my neck out here and say that Ferguson is a better player even now than Murray.
he came on and they hadn’t a clue how to play him. That turn and to curl it against the post was genius

if that Ecuadorian( disrespectful?) who is desperate to leave us is worth £120m. How much is Ferguson worth?

absolute beast of a player.

Difficult to sing and only “genius” and “leave us” rhymes. Can’t see this catching on in the North Stand, try again.

 

[BN41Albion]

'The Ferg'

Nahhh

 

[joydivisionovengloves]

To The Pogues ‘Streams of Whiskey’

I am going, I am going,
Where Evan Fergusons scoring
I am going I am going
Where Evan Ferguson’s scoring

One of those ones that goes on and on and then segues into Pogues ‘fiesta’

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I get the feeling we're going to be singing his name a lot this season! Maybe we could do better than the current one? This was suggested a while ago and I thought it scanned well!

We've got the Ferg
Evan Evan Ferg
Just don't think you understand
He only cost a grand
He's better than Haaland
We've got Evan Ferguson

There seemed to be a perfectly good Fergysong sung yesterday. In West Upper, anyway.