Song for Darren Bent

[Goldstone Rapper]

'Bent Bent Bent Darren Bent for me,
Bent Bent Bent Darren Bent for me,
Bent Bent Bent Darren Bent for me,
you're our Benty Benty Benty Benty friend!”

 

[Super Steve Earle]

How about 'You're Bent and you know you are?

 

[saafend_seagull]

Villa fans only sang the baby give it up for him style song

 

[dennis]

He's only on loan
He's only on loan
If he scores any goals
He'll be going back home

 

[jonny.rainbow]

I've always thought Yellow Bird would make a good chant. Come to think of it, do Norwich song this?



Darren Bent, up top with Chris O'Grady.
Darren Bent, please score goals consistently.
When your contract ends, please come back again.
Show them that you still, Play with flair and skill.
Please help take us up, Shut the Palace up
And don't sign for Burn-er-lee.

 

[dennis]

His name is Bent
We've got him here on rent
Darren Bent
Darren Bent

 

[Dave the OAP]

The famous North stand song

He's bald,
He's bent
His axxx is up for rent
Xxxxxxxxxx, xxxxxxxx

Shocking scenes.

Or we could do


Darren bent
Darren bent
Darren, Darren bent
When he sees chocolate
He is reminded that he gave it up for lent
Darren Darren bent.

It will work

 

[jimbob5]

To 'we'll take more care of you'.

He must be heaven sent! Darren Bent, Darren Bent.

 

[The Birdman]

'Bent Bent Bent Darren Bent for me,
Bent Bent Bent Darren Bent for me,
Bent Bent Bent Darren Bent for me,
you're our Benty Benty Benty Benty friend!”

Bent Bent Bent Darren Bent score for Me etc

 

[Dave the OAP]

We've got a man
Who struggles to settle at any club he plays for
Clap clap clap etc etc

 

[Blues Rock DJ]

 

[GolfingGull]

Copied from an earlier thread.....

" Our striker is Bent
Our striker is Bent
We`re Brighton & Hove Albion
Our striker is Bent"

 

[Marty___Mcfly]

"We wrote to Father Christmas

And look what Villa sent

He's big he's bad he's dangerous

And his name is Darren Bent!


******WINNER******

 

[Return of the Rev]

Anyone putting bent on the back of their Albion shirt?

 

[Gazwag]

Elton John's a slapper
His arse is up for rent
And when he shagging Furnish
He thinks of Darren Bent

 

[severnside gull]

Really can't think of anything better than "you're Bent and we know you are". - only borderline potentially offensive. - for me it epitomises the British sense of humour.
Even the PCF (politically correct fascista) would struggle to complain.............. Not sure about our stewards though

 

[father_and_son]

Pet Shop Boys - Rent

We never, ever argue, we never calculate
the currency you've spent
We love you, you brought us Bent
We love you, you brought us Bent

 

[rippleman]

Really can't think of anything better than "you're Bent and we know you are". - only borderline potentially offensive. - for me it epitomises the British sense of humour.
Even the PCF (politically correct fascista) would struggle to complain.............. Not sure about our stewards though

Agreed!

At least it will amuse to have Liz Costa screaming for the entire constabulary from three counties to cart us off down the nick!

 

[Wilko]

Darren Bent, Darren Bent,
Riding through the glen,
Darren Bent, Darren Bent,
Having sex with men,
Darren Bent is queer
He takes it up the rear

Darren Bent, Darren Bent, Darren Bent



What?

 

[Chris.H.]

Really can't think of anything better than "you're Bent and we know you are". - only borderline potentially offensive. - for me it epitomises the British sense of humour.
Even the PCF (politically correct fascista) would struggle to complain.............. Not sure about our stewards though

The Bournemouth fans were singing "You're Camp and you know you are" to their keeper last season.