[Albion] Song For Ayari

[nickjhs]

Incredible. Yes please singing teams!

As someone who has read, then finally watched, from afar, how does this work?

 

[Silverhatch]

I think he needs a song, and seeing as Jacob as gone.
Tony Bloom went to Sweden in a Red Ferrari
Brought us back a magic man
Yasin Yasin Ayari

Tony Bloom's Nordic cruise in a Red Ferrari
Brought us back the magic man
Y'sin Y'sin Ayari

(does scan - just need to contract his name)

 

[Commander]

I genuinely believe that Brighton fans are the most unoriginal song-writers in the whole country. It's embarrassing how bad we are.

 

[AK74]

Tony Bloom, first wrote algos,
On his new Atari,
Now he's got a data model,
And it made us sign Ayari.

Needs work.

 

[Silverhatch]

I genuinely believe that Brighton fans are the most unoriginal song-writers in the whole country. It's embarrassing how bad we are.

When an original song is suggested - it never gets anywhere

 

[Commander]

When an original song is suggested - it never gets anywhere

I know. It's ridiculous. It's as if the people that do that singing just somehow don't have the intellect to learn anything remotely new or original, and can only cope with copying another song that is already being sung by countless other clubs, usually years after it started.

We never used to be like that as a fanbase, I don't get what has changed.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Iiiiiii want a cup, so we better get Ayari startin'

[Full Lyrics]
Iiiiiii want a cup, so we better get Ayari startin'
Iiiiiii want a cup, so we better get Ayari startin'


Get this party started on a Saturday night
Everybody's waitin' for him to arrive
Sendin' out the message to all of my friends
He'll be lookin' flashy in attack or defence
He got lotsa style, spreads it to the wings
He can score miles if you know what I mean

Iiiiiii want a cup, so we better get Ayari startin'
Iiiiiii want a cup, so we better get Ayari startin









What?

 

[Nobby Cybergoat]

Incredible. Yes please singing teams!

That's you as well by the way

 

[Nobby Cybergoat]

I know. It's ridiculous. It's as if the people that do that singing just somehow don't have the intellect to learn anything remotely new or original, and can only cope with copying another song that is already being sung by countless other clubs, usually years after it started.

We never used to be like that as a fanbase, I don't get what has changed.

The more fans there are, the harder it is to your individual idea across.

Whatever the reason, songs will continue to be thought up by half cut people on trains on long Saturday trips up and down the country. It won't be done on a messageboard. So if you have a strong objection to the intellect if the rest of our supporters, I'd recommend getting started on the Tenants Super at 8:30am on the way up the Newcastle next year, turn to the carriage, puff your chest out and let your creative side rip

 

[Terry Butcher Tribute Act]

Why are so many of our fans obsessed with recycling old and shit songs.

"Weiffer again ole ole"
What does that even mean you unimaginative goons

Rant over

 

[Nobby Cybergoat]

Why are so many of our fans obsessed with recycling old and shit songs.

"Weiffer again ole ole"
What does that even mean you unimaginative goons

Rant over

Someone else do this. Someone else do that. Do it better than you have done. Why is the atmosphere so shit?

Rant over

 

[peterward]

Steve Sidwell song

Yasin Ayari
you are the love of my life.
Yasin Ayari
I'd let you shag my wife
Yasin Ayari
I like IKEA too.

 

[tomfitz12]

I once again find myself trying to get this going haha:

If he's good enough for you,
He's good enough for me,
He's who we pay to see,
he's Yasin Ayari

 

[withdeanwombat]

Ayari, oh, oh,
Ayari, oh,oh,oh,oh,
He scores some incredible goals
And entertains us proles,
Ayari, oh,oh,
Ayari, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Not blessed with incredible pace,
Thinks IKEA will fill any space
Ayari, OH! OH!

etc, etc.

 

[Whitley Bayster]

I once again find myself trying to get this going haha:

If he's good enough for you,
He's good enough for me,
He's who we pay to see,
he's Yasin Ayari

Little tweak maybe?

If he's good enough for you,
He's good enough for me,
Plays in Sussex by the Sea,
Yasin Ayari

do do do do do...do do do do do.....Yasin...Yasin...Yasin Ayari!

Its decent, original and easy to learn!

 

[Charlie Livesey]

I think he needs a song, and seeing as Jacob as gone.
Tony Bloom went to Sweden in a Red Ferrari
Brought us back a magic man
Yasin Yasin Ayari

That is very good, may need a drum though.

 

[Jack Straw]

Pet Shop Boys, It's a Sin;

For everything that's white and blue
No matter where we play or who
Has one thing in common too
It's Ya, it's Ya, it's Ya,
It's Yasin

Repeat.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Pet Shop Boys, It's a Sin;

For everything that's white and blue
No matter where we play or who
Has one thing in common too
It's Ya, it's Ya, it's Ya,
It's Yasin

Repeat.

*Gives up on trying to shoehorn Yasin Ayari into the Chorus for Geri Halliwell's Bag It Up

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

KSV, for your coffee and Tea
Your local vending experts


Now

Ayari, in Sussex by the Sea
Our Swedish assist expert

 

[Terry Butcher Tribute Act]

Someone else do this. Someone else do that. Do it better than you have done. Why is the atmosphere so shit?

Rant over

Why is our atmosphere so shit, because the traditional singers that make up songs, ie the youth that go to games in groups and get pissed up come up with utter drivel like Weiffer again. Carlos Baleba clap clap clap. Skodas. SHITE

I'm just a whinging middle aged bloke who finds it all rather disappointing.