Something More Important Than Promotion

[Kazenga <3]

...well maybe not.

I have a stye under my left eyelid and it is really irritating/hurting me. Any tips on getting rid of the fuckers?

 

[Conkers]

Poke it with a compass. Trust me, I'm a Doctor.

 

[algie]

Wish i had that instead of xanthelasmas.They piss me right off.

 

[Kazenga <3]

Poke it with a compass. Trust me, I'm a Doctor.

It may have to come to that if it doesn't stop hurting. Gonna need steady hands.

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

Stop burning the candle at both ends and get some sleep and make sure you're getting 5 a day.

 

[glasfryn]

golden ointment .........if you can still get it

 

[JonathanLivingstonSeagull]

i get these occasionally. sterilise a point (needle/compass/whatever) and, with tissue at the ready, give it a small prick. squeeze, go to bed satisfied without that annoying f***ing weird scratchy/eye watering bloody nuisance. relax.

 

[fatfingers]

drink loads!! the irratation soon goes!

 

[pasty]

May sound weird, but deffo works. Hold a (solid) gold ring or other piece of gold anything against it for as long as you can. 100% works

Oh, and no it's not more important than promotion

 

[tonymgc]

Put a warm cloth over the area for 15 minutes 3-4 times a day or it may sound nuts but put potato pieces in a clean cloth & hold over the stye, I think the starch helps heal it.

 

[JonathanLivingstonSeagull]

bunch of old women in here!!! needle it NEEDLE IT needle it NEEDLE IT!!! you'll be fine. needle. NEEEDDDLELELELELEEE!!!

 

[Sandaza's Nose]

Deep heat should do the job.

 

[NUFC1892]

Poke it with a compass. Trust me, I'm a Doctor.

This.

Actually, it probably wouldn't be the best idea....

 

[Robot Chicken]

Get Golden Eye ointment. Worked when I had a stye.

 

[Ecosse Exile]

Deep heat should do the job.

f*** That

 

[alan partridge]

Put a warm cloth over the area for 15 minutes 3-4 times a day

this.

steam it also.

 

[Triggaaar]

I have a stye under my left eyelid and it is really irritating/hurting me. Any tips on getting rid of the fuckers?

Wash your hands after having a shit and you shouldn't get so many. My brother-in-law got one after his 4 year old put his finger up his bump then into dad's eye.

 

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Wash your hands after having a shit and you shouldn't get so many. My brother-in-law got one after his 4 year old put his finger up his bump then into dad's eye.

Your brother in law's son put his finger up his arse.......? Do you think the RSPCC might be interested to know.