So who's the superior sex then?

[tedebear]

Err, yeah, I guess that is what I was reallly saying. Are you a trained therapist?

Nah - just an intuitive female.

and yes I've driven in France - drive my '67 MG Midget to Le Mans this year......twas a blast!!

 

[Tom Bombadil]

Err, yeah, I guess that is what I was reallly saying. Are you a trained therapist?

I think you'll find he's an untrained gimp, but we all love him because he puts so much effort into it.

 

[looney]

Err, yeah, I guess that is what I was reallly saying. Are you a trained therapist?

Yea, how could you tell?

 

[looney]

I think you'll find he's an untrained gimp, but we all love him because he puts so much effort into it.

I dink you'll find he's an untrainid gip, but webuh all lobe him cuz he puts so much eff't into it

 

[London Calling]

Yes please milk and 1 thanks

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg? They don't stop to ask directions

Thats two

Actually it only takes one sperm!!!!

The rest are just hanging around scratching their balls

LC1

 

[magoo]

Yes, in a rather tetchy mood today. Where's the poll? I'll have to say women. Men are simple. Flash them a bit of leg/breast and they are all yours.

Women are far more stronger then that (although I would be worried if a guy flashed me a bit of breast).

Is flashing some leg/breast a strong thing to do for a woman?
I think flashing some flesh says more about the woman than the man.

Of course he's going to letch if that's what you want. it's not about being simple.

 

[Italiaseagull]

I've had 4 days of sick in the last 2 years! Most women have that many days off in a week! Period pains, Pah a feeble excuse, pull the other one missus!

 

[Captain Sensible]

Initially I'd say women are the stronger sex because us men spend most of their spare time trying to get one and then once they've got one, trying to lose one. But Men Influence everything in life thats cool and fun(apart from sex). Beer (men) Football (men) Physical sports (men) Sexy films (men) most Real music (men). I could go on. Compare to, Make up (women) Cosmo (women) Tear jerk films (women) boy bands (women) Robbie Williams (women).

 

[Captain Sensible]

Give the girl a clap!

I've got a mate that could give her some Clap.

 

[bhaexpress]

Give the girl a clap!

Poxy idea.

 

[BrightonBird]

Disgusting..the lot of ya!

 

[Brovion]

Some jokes from my hard-line feminist friend...

Q - Why don't women have willies?
A - Because women think with their brains.

Q - What is the ideal man?
A - A man who can take you to the heights of sexual ecstasy and then turns into a pizza.

 

[zefarelly]

that second ones awful

who wants a fat sweaty three wheeler with mozzarela and tomato all over her face

 

[tedebear]

ha you focused straight on the food - whilst someone offers to give me clap above!!

I rest my case

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

yup, women win!

 

[zefarelly]

we let you win . . . .well us Gentlemen do

 

[Captain Sensible]

Zaferelly? Did you go to Newman?

 

[Captain Sensible]

BTW women are good for two things, Being sexy and having sex. I'm even a better cook than most.

 

[JEM]

Whatever happened to the old days when women were cooks in the kitchen and sluts in the bedroom?

Feminism has a lot to answer for, I tells ya.

 

[NMH]

Yes, in a rather tetchy mood today. Where's the poll? I'll have to say women. Men are simple. Flash them a bit of leg/breast and they are all yours.

Women are far more stronger then that (although I would be worried if a guy flashed me a bit of breast).

Thorry myth, but that is a sorry myth. Women (in general, since you are also referring to men in general) are just as prone to fall all over a bloke for his body. Along with that, women will also gag for a bloke who is confident (regardless of how lacking in scruples or character he might also be), and _everything_ will often be brushed aside for a man with lots of money.