[Football] So who will be the Darren Freeman for the 2020s

[Dick Swiveller]

Ignoring the arguments about when a millennium/decade starts, we have a chance of having the first goal scorer in British football for the 2020s to follow up the first of the millennium. More competition as Burnley v Villa kicks off at the same time so who will be giving Darren a ring to borrow his T Shirt?

https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/6797676.freeman-enters-the-record-books/

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Hah - actually read on in that article. See how much Sports Psychology has changed in 20 years.

On-loan Italian Lorenzo Pinamonte broke his duck by scoring twice and captain Paul Rogers added his sixth of the season.

Cork said: "I have been calling Lorenzo barn door, because he hasn't threatened to score in training. I have been trying to explain to him what it means.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I guess in terms of trendy perms we can rule out Aaron Mooy

 

[Dick Swiveller]

I guess in terms of trendy perms we can rule out Aaron Mooy

Have you seen Freeman lately? It's written in the stars.

 

[Titanic]

Davy (David Petrus Wenceslaus Henri) Pröpper has a fine head of hair... I would like it to be him.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Wenceslaus

Really? Gotta be a pun about the feast of Stephens in there somewhere.

Davy Wenceslaus ran about, covering for Stephens.

Nah - that doesn't scan.

I suppose "Davy Wenceslaus Pröpper, covering for Stephens" works better.

 

[schmunk]

I guess in terms of trendy perms we can rule out Aaron Mooy

Still wearing his wig after a NYE big night out?

 

[AmexRuislip]

I guess in terms of trendy perms we can rule out Aaron Mooy

Agree, but wouldn't look out of place wearing a Neil Smilie wig

 

[Crispy Ambulance]

Domestically - Ashley Barnes
Overall/worldwide - Andres Iniesta

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

Me.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Bearded man-child

 

[Deleted member 2719]

Albion force a corner in the first minute and Dunky scores with a bullet header.

Would love it to be another local lad.

 

[Crispy Ambulance]

Fujimoto of Vissel Kobe scores 2 in the first half of the Japanese Emperors Cup Final against Kashima Antlers in the first competitive match of the decade.

 

[The Sock of Poskett]

Time for mini Hazard to step up.
Ooooohhhhh Leandro!

 

[Albion my Albion]

If anyone had said Ali J with a bicycle kick I would have laughed really hard.