So what can we do then....

[Hyperion]

..... to change our luck.

We have shitted up this season by the looks of it.

Move back to Withdean?
Play in Red & White stripes?
Sack Poyet and get in Withdean Wankerer?
Simon Jordan IN?
How about raising more revenue for players by charging a 20p entrance for the pissers?
How about Flared Trousers(great idea stolen from another THREAD)
Get [MENTION=1416]Ernest[/MENTION] in to be the clubs Full Linguist?
Or do we, as a club, simply need Chips

We need fresh ideas and New Direction

 

[The Modfather]

Bring back the pink away kit.

 

[Hyperion]

Bring back the pink away kit.

And Nobbos as our sponsor

 

[cloud]

Put something in the pies, like a lucky sixpence

 

[raymondbriggs]

Everyone wear your lucky pants on Saturday,some of you slackers are keeping the same y fronts on ALL WEEK,and that's just the Laydeees
How can you expect the Albion to win if you don't put a bit of effort in?

 

[raymondbriggs]

Bring back Dark Star?

 

[Buzzer]

Carry on doing what we do. Nothing less, nothing more. This is the Albion we're talking about - they will always let you down.

 

[Hyperion]

I will send Paul Barbra all these suggestions as he is clearly short

 

[StonehamPark]

Change back to The Dolphins.
It's our only option.

 

[Vegas Seagull]

With a free kick one yard outside the box put more than 1 (one) in the wall

 

[dingodan]

Kick the ball in the back of the net.

And stop the other team from kicking it in our net.

 

[Hyperion]

Kick the ball in the back of the net.

And stop the other team from kicking it in our net.

You are a deluded visionary

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Bring back Dark Star?

Dark Star Cappuccino Stout. Is there a finer beer on the planet? I'm contemplating cycling to Partridge Green tomorrow to get some. Why you can't buy it more locally is beyond me, and could be the reason for our sporadic form this season.

 

[Mackenzie]

Bribe the referee?

 

[Superphil]

Change back to The Dolphins.
It's our only option.

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[Buzzer]

Can we get the rocket man back on the case? Re-name him Bennett's Field Banger and we'll be back onto winning ways before you know it.

 

[The Modfather]

Bribe the referee?

Yeah get your cheque book out Bloom

 

[Saint Lennard]

Is it time for an Ernest campaign to help us succeed this season?