So I saw the Large One and Mendoza DARN the beach yesterday

[CHAPPERS]

The LARGE One was telling me all he does all day is play Subbuteo.

 

[Les Biehn]

I talked to the part time sales assistant in a shop called Sporting Colours today. He who looked suspiciously like The Large One.

 

[Dave the OAP]

was it the GAY beach?

 

[Mendoza]

I saw Chapmans the Saviour DARN the beach with 2 females of the species

 

[Clothes Peg]

I didn't see anyone down the beach

 

[CHAPPERS]

I saw Chapmans the Saviour DARN the beach with 2 females of the species

Another turned up innit. The thing with boozing with only birds is that people automatically think you're a gaylord.

You do get to look at their boobies though. WICKERD!

 

[Mendoza]

Another turned up innit. The thing with boozing with only birds is that people automatically think you're a gaylord.

You do get to look at their boobies though. WICKERD!

a fair trade off, we were on a business meeting BTW

 

[Les Biehn]

a fair trade off, we were on a business meeting BTW

Did he pay up after services were rendered?

 

[Mendoza]

Did he pay up after services were rendered?

no he got screamed at by a fat bird and he legged it

 

[Les Biehn]

no he got screamed at by a fat bird and he legged it

Is she your pimp?

 

[Mendoza]

Is she your pimp?

i think she ate one

 

[Trigger]

I am going for an evening stroll along the beach from the Brighton Pier to King Alfred this evening around 6ish...

 

[Yorkie]

The LARGE One was telling me all he does all day is play Subbuteo.

He was reading when I called in at lunchtime.

 

[Marc]

I'm going down the PUB to get PISSED tonight

 

[CHAPPERS]

Re: Re: So I saw the Large One and Mendoza DARN the beach yesterday

He was reading when I called in at lunchtime.

About Subbuteo no doubt.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I saw The Large One down the beach once. He was lying there, minding his own business, when suddenly thirty volunteers in wellies turned up and tried to roll him into the sea before low tide

 

[tedebear]

At least TLO talks to you - I went to Somerfields the other day and nodded and said hello to Kev, and he completely froze - I'm not that evil - honest!!

(Aside from the fact he has no idea who I am - except maybe now I'm that weird woman with a pram in the dairy aisle)

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

Did you say that he was the father of your baby?

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

/\ see the Tesco thread btw in case you think I'm bonkers /\

 

[tedebear]

Did you say that he was the father of your baby?

I'm guessing you've not seen one of the 567 photos of Arthur on here? (It'd be a fairly ridiculous thing to say given my sons hair colour and looks)