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MICK PATCHAM
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Hey a picture of an apple tree on your enthralling cookery blog Large One ....hold on to your hats people this from somebody accusing others of being boring !
"Our slightly excitable Bramley apple tree
While I could never be considered for the WI (1. I wasn’t born there and 2. it would be insulting to Richards, Holding, Marshall etc). and my rendition of ‘Jerusalem’ sounds like Tarzan on fire, I have put my skills to making jam. Lots of jam. Too much jam. Does anyone want any? I’m giving it away.
However, one quintessentially English dessert is in the offing using our fine harvest this Indian Summer – fruit crumble. People on a diet – look away now."
you boring pompous mug
"Our slightly excitable Bramley apple tree
While I could never be considered for the WI (1. I wasn’t born there and 2. it would be insulting to Richards, Holding, Marshall etc). and my rendition of ‘Jerusalem’ sounds like Tarzan on fire, I have put my skills to making jam. Lots of jam. Too much jam. Does anyone want any? I’m giving it away.
However, one quintessentially English dessert is in the offing using our fine harvest this Indian Summer – fruit crumble. People on a diet – look away now."
you boring pompous mug
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MICK PATCHAM
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Dear Mods, Please can we keep Mick? He's so dumb it's funny.
put your tongue away window licker....you think talking about smoke flares and going to football matches is Trolling !
MICK PATCHAM
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Large Ones INTERESTING blog ....
http://alanwares.wordpress.com/
http://alanwares.wordpress.com/
MICK PATCHAM
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"I was in London on Saturday, knowing we had our good friends Ed & Roz from the middle of Nowhereshire around for supper on Sunday evening. I made a beeline for Borough Market near London Bridge Station with the intention of spending a morning looking for and buying some excellent (if slightly more expensive than usual) ingredients. Sadly, at Borough Market, your main activity is pushing past people who’ve stopped slap-bang in the middle of the world’s busiest gangways to take photographs of people fililng their faces slap-bang in the middle of the world’s busiest gangways." ..... Thanks for that Large one thats absolutely riveting
MICK PATCHAM
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Touche, it was a joke you **** ....tell him your asthma jokes then. ****ing reds didnt take long for the pious pity party to start , big ****ing deal ....are you mother teresa
Sergei's Celebration
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We tangled a little on Saturday and I gave you the benefit of the doubt even tho it was clear you were purposefully twisting and trolling what I was saying or your just very stupid. Your not stupid so your trolling. Why?
Now what TLO does with his blog is his business and has no relevance on here and it's a low blow bringing it into this argument. But I am guessing resorting to such things is fine in your world because being a troll account you can hide behind the user name and say what you want. Alan's name is on his blog. He is talking to a username you are attacking a person. Lets make this a bit fairer.
What's your name?
Gonna tell us? Guess not.
Ban him.
Pretty pink fairy
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dougdeep
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Tyrone Biggums
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It seems that the actual point of going to a football match these days isn't to watch the game.
Return of the Rev
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unlike the 70's
Probably for the vast majority it was.
Woodchip
It's all about the bikes
Looks like El Pres didn't want you to stay. Booo. You were just becoming fun as well.
Woodchip
It's all about the bikes
I always thought it was chance to sober up a little before carrying on drinking. Am I wrong?
Tyrone Biggums
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No idea mate! Attended a lot of different sports events over the years and almst all were about what was happening on the arena.
Sergei's Celebration
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MICK is either 12 or bullied at home by his good lady.
Lighten up son, no need for the kind of insults you're coming out with. TLO is a good bloke but you'll never meet him at your keyboard.
And yes I probably will **** off cos I'm a boring ****.
EDIT: I see he's been given a cooling off period; let's hope it works.
Lighten up son, no need for the kind of insults you're coming out with. TLO is a good bloke but you'll never meet him at your keyboard.
And yes I probably will **** off cos I'm a boring ****.
EDIT: I see he's been given a cooling off period; let's hope it works.
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Lord Bracknell
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Since you are kind enough to mention me, I'll make my "riveting" contribution to this rather pointless discussion."I was in London on Saturday, knowing we had our good friends Ed & Roz from the middle of Nowhereshire around for supper on Sunday evening. I made a beeline for Borough Market near London Bridge Station with the intention of spending a morning looking for and buying some excellent (if slightly more expensive than usual) ingredients. Sadly, at Borough Market, your main activity is pushing past people who’ve stopped slap-bang in the middle of the world’s busiest gangways to take photographs of people fililng their faces slap-bang in the middle of the world’s busiest gangways." ..... Thanks for that Large one thats absolutely riveting
Roz and I are off to Portsmouth today and may well return with a whole box of flares that will have a useful part to play in future bonfire events in and around Lewes. The thing is, though, that they will be expertly stored and discharged by people who know what they are doing. The impression I've always had of the folk who set them off at football matches in England is that they don't have a clue what they are doing. And they always toss the used, hot flare some distance away from where they have set it off - which is extremely dangerous. So ... no thanks.
PS. The meal was superb. Borough Market is the place to stock up with superior grub.
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