Since we were last in the top flight

[papajaff]

1. The Berlin Wall fell.
2. 9/11 happened.
3. There were two wars in Iraq.
4. Duran Duran were no longer the biggest band in the world.
5. Ant and Dec weren't even doing Byker Grove.
6. Tony Blair entered stage right and left stage left.
7. Northern Ireland was solved (nearly and hopefully)

WHAM! split up

And Seaman was still dribbling out of the Bell End. At Maine Road obviously.

 

[Official Old Man]

The Lewes to Uckfield line didn't open.
I've gone from a Vauxhall Viva to a Vauxhall Astra (lie, Land Rover last year).
Peter Ward lost his hair.
I've gone from 8 pints to 2 pints and a lay down.