Simon Jordan watch fund, give generously

[brighton rock]

Simon Jordan watch fund, give generously

Following the mugging of Simon Jordan, I've decided to start an appeal fund to buy him a replacement

He was punched in the face and had his £70K watch nicked off him two weeks ago in Central London

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Hadn't heard about this, but I agree totally that we should start an appeal.

I feel everyone on here should chip in to buy the mugger a present as a kind of thank you for a job well done

 

[CHAPPERS]

That's his own fault for wearing a 70k watch.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

70k for a watch?

 

[Rangdo]

Lets club together and see what we can get. How about one of those Casios that plays a tune on the hour?

 

[Braders]

found him a perfect replacement

 

[Beach Hut]

£70K for a watch is a bit OTT.

 

[Lammy]

I think the watch is for sale on our official website...

 

[Trigger]

I just bought a new watch.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Seriously though, it's a terrible incident if it's true.

PC Plod "OK, try and keep calm sir, if you can try and tell me exactly what happened, and then we can get a statement made for the case files"

"Well, I was walking down the road, when I saw this scruffy, badly dressed man approach. I nearly crossed over the street, to be honest, as he looked a bit dodgy, you know? Shifty eyes, an unpleasant expression on his face, a mean sort of smile. Cheap looking clothes, badly ironed and he was wearing the worst pair of sunglasses I've ever seen- they must have been part of a disguise or something, they were just so bad. He was just the sort of person....well you know....they just look like someone you'd want to avoid like the plague. I knew he was a wrong'un the second I saw him"

"OK, so what happened then?"

"Well, I ran up to him, twatted him one, and nicked his watch".

 

[Marc]

nice one Edna



Trigger, that watch/phone thing is amazing, whats it called?

 

[Rangdo]

Come on. I think you're all being a little unfair. The poor guy has been through a terrible ordeal that I wouldn't wish on anyone, and now he's had his watch nicked.

 

[Croydonbloke]

found him a perfect replacement

Shouldn`t that clock have the Brighton and Hove Albion logo on it underneath Mickey Mouse.

 

[Croydonbloke]

Come on. I think you're all being a little unfair. The poor guy has been through a terrible ordeal that I wouldn't wish on anyone, and now he's had his watch nicked.

I like that one.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I do hope he gets his watch from the same place he gets his sunglasses though.

Anyone still got that image of him from Wigan last year (5-0!, on TV!) wearing those shades that look like the sort they give out on the NHS to people with severe visual defects?

 

[Gazwag]

Shouldn`t that clock have the Brighton and Hove Albion logo on it underneath Mickey Mouse.

Is that Mhicky Mhouse

 

[Croydonbloke]

I do hope he gets his watch from the same place he gets his sunglasses though.

Anyone still got that image of him from Wigan last year (5-0!, on TV!) wearing those shades that look like the sort they give out on the NHS to people with severe visual defects?

The way we`re playing at present he`ll be more than happy with his visual defect.

 

[Croydonbloke]

Is that Mhicky Mhouse

?

 

[perth seagull]

I wouldn't bother, being a rich bastard I'm sure that Simon Jordan had whatever that was stolen insured and will get an even better replacement.

 

[sully]

Shouldn`t that clock have the Brighton and Hove Albion logo on it underneath Mickey Mouse.

Nope, but a Chrystal Palace one wouldn't look out of place.