simon jordan has sold the palace

[brighton rock]

lots of talk that he's sold up on the palace bbs

 

[clapham_gull]

on ebay ?

 

[Gwylan]

...down the Nag's Head?

 

[clapham_gull]

.. at a car boot sale in Ikea's car park ?

 

[Icy Gull]

Back to Ron Noades?

 

[clapham_gull]

No, Millwall have been sold and Palace went in a "buy one get one free" deal.

 

[Lush]

Ownlee a pawnd?

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

Actually I bought them for £19.75 and have sold them to Colonel Gadaffi for £100 billion. He knows nothing about football but wanted to pay for 20,000 volunteers for chemical experiments. I had to haggle as he said that he had seen people from South London and that he was convinced they had already been used in labs. Not to worry I said, simple skin disorders and general physical disfigurements should not be an issue for he has in mind.

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

I heard he traded Palace in for a dog turd - more useful is the turd.

 

[Albionite83]

I can reveal it was all a terrible misunderstanding after Simon Jordan went into a garage in Thornton Heath. The conversation went something like this...

Jordan: "Can I have a Skoda for the Palace, please?"

Garage owner: "Sounds like a fair deal, but I can't give you any fuel with it."

 

[Caveman]

Who cares? 10p?