Simeon jackson song !!!!

[Mackenzie]

Posh Spice is a slapper,
She likes some rear door action,
And when she's shagging Beckham,
She thinks of Simeon Jackson.

Traditional Brighton ditty.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

We all know he will be the latest one to get the 'Heartbeat' treatment, even though it is factually incorect (like Hoskins)

Sim-e-on, Sim-e-on Jackson's
Mum couldn't spell Simon
Der der, der der der, der der, der der der...

 

[Greg Bobkin]

Si-me-on,
Si-mi-on Jackson
Runs down the wing for me
Der der der der der
Der der der der der

Si-me-on,
Si-me-on Jackson
Runs down the wing for me
Der der der der der
Der der der der der

etc, etc.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

To "come undone" by ROBBIE.

He's Sim-e-onnn
Let's raise a glass to the guy with speedy feet
(sim-e-oonn)
I pray when he's here he'll be really really neat
(Sim-e-oonnn)
And if you ever foul him, his revenge will be so sweet.
Because he's fun, and he can run.
He's Sim-e-onnnn

 

[Meade's Ball]

I always sing Miss Jackson in a Sean Connery style. It seems to fit best for me.

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Just got back from the club shop. Bought the new shirt with Premier League arm patches as JACKSON 10 on the back.

Also, to the tune of "Adam El Abd"

Simeon Jackson
Der derrr der der der
Simeon Jackson
Der derr der der
Simeon Jackson
Der derr der der der da der der da der derr da derder dada der der derrr der der

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

To here comes the sun

Simeon Jackson
do do do do
Simeon Jackson
He's alright

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Toniiiggghhhttt
It's Jackson

He's gonna fire you higher
higher, than the sun

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

How about... oh simeon.. is full of shit... oh simeon is full of shit, hes full of shit more shit and more shit, oh simeon is full of shit

Is that to the tune of "Oh Grimsby Town Is Full Of Shit" ?