Silly Argus headlines using player names.

[Alan Duffys sideburns]

Come on, lets do Mr Naylors job for him.

Any silly or really clever headlines using player names.
Over to you.

My one, following Bozzas was

Navarro ver til the fat lady sings after AN scores a 93rd minute winner. Snappy it aint, but hey.

 

[Icy Gull]

A headline I always wanted to see when Peter Ward and Gerry Fell played together

Gerry 'atrick Ward two

 

[Alan Duffys sideburns]

Nice one!

Any more out there, possibly using the current crop of players.

 

[Mendoza]

Giant Dick Deadly In The Box

Liam Dickinson's prolific start to his Albion career.........

 

[HG201]

"Sharp can CUT it for Albion"
:US:

 

[Mendoza]

Hart and Crofts Lesson

Gary Hart and Andrew Crofts gave Walsall a footballing lesson on a sunny day at Withdean....

:taxi:

 

[blue and white army]

Crofts very particular.

Ex-blade to give Albion Sharp edge.

 

[sam86]

Albion made of the WRIGHT stuff...

(After MW smashes in the winner against the Saints)

 

[Cullip4]

Finders Kuipers, Losers Weepers

Murray in no Hurry

For ster Out of gas

 

[Here's Johnny!]

He took me under his Whing

Jim McNulty explains how support from last years player of the season sped up his recovery from horrific injury.

 

[Here's Johnny!]

Two Wrights dont make a wrong

How summer signings have helped Albion surge to automatic promotion before the season has finished.

 

[Brovion]

"Brighton Slade" after a bad defeat.
"Seagulls have a dodgy Dicker" if Gary Dicker is doubtfull because of an injury.
"Get in there my (Dickin)son!"
A slightly torturous one for Alistair MacLean fans: "The Goals of Navarro - one"
"Keeper Kuipers cops a kybosh." If Michel gets injured, to be followed by "Pelling smelling success" if Josh Pelling takes over.
"Steve Drink-thirst". Slow news day so they show a picture of Steve Brinkhurst swigging from a water bottle.

And did we have "Seagulls take Whing" when we signed Andy Whing?

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

Virgo sees stars

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

Jimmy Mac Comes back

 

[The Large One]

Crofts Seals the win

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

I remember one about the injured Nathan Jones being gone too long

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

" Cox seen at Pride parade shenanigans "

 

[xenophon]

"On a Whing and a prayer" (probs fixtures)

 

[Storer68]

Five star Forster

after His maj bangs in an opening day hatrick

 

[xenophon]

"You're Navarro going to believe it!"

(after Alan Navarro sneaks a late goal or summat and saves us)